Comments by Doobie

Total Comments: 593
First Post On: 09/04/2005 11:00 PM
Last Post On: 07/19/2024 10:23 AM
#1) Friday, September 02, 2005
wow, doobie is sweeter than kelley thought.
who knew?
doobie knew?
wkwdn? where's the bracelet?.com

#2) Tuesday, September 06, 2005
doobie deserves a sweet avatar. stat

#3) Tuesday, September 06, 2005
welllll, first off, doobie does what doobie wants. or at least what kelley doesn't want.
otherwise, just trying to make a living and practice tuba without the hassles of school. 8 is enough they say. for now the weather is sweet, and the terrain isn't lame like illin-wah.

#4) Wednesday, September 07, 2005
there are more vanity plates in illinois than anywhere else. because, if you end your plate in a number, it's not considered vanity, hence, no extra charge. which would make the one of the sweetest possible plates a possibility - PMO. replace O with zero, 0, and you're set for life.

#5) Wednesday, September 07, 2005
just so long as i get to tell the "flashes middle school class on the beach" story...and the "talks to cop in irish accent story"... wait, aren't those the same thing?


doobies sweat
b/c sweet is for cakes

#6) Friday, September 09, 2005
kelley, how many times do you use a washcloth to clean up puke from your sink before you burn it?

just wondering how many wash cloths i owe you...

#7) Tuesday, September 13, 2005
speaking of things in the sky...
looks like the highlight for the Ohio team in this weekends game vs. the hokies will be the flyover before the game from a B-2. all fans not in a regional-enough area should head to their local bars with espn gameplan. the bomber is something not to be missed! sucks to those lucky bobcats-marr!

#8) Tuesday, September 20, 2005
seinfeld is NOT annoying
HELLA not.
the yanks DO rule
so do the redSKINS
suck IT cowboys
and same to you this weekend, GA tech

#9) Tuesday, September 20, 2005
of course you're in the minority - asian. however, i just think if i could only watch one sitcom for the rest of time, that it would be seinfeld... i could watch that mess all day.

#10) Thursday, March 30, 2006
fuck all that bull shit and all the cunts who are offended by bitches like me who live with spics and dykes and negros. so nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please. get over it.
and i don't think that little girl was too offended when i yelled the following question to sox at that restaurant in Disney "Is it FUCKING?!"
you can't take me anywhere...

#11) Thursday, March 30, 2006
the origin of the word picnic... anybody ever try to figure that one out? well, as me and my white brethren have finally finished our drinking and party-type plantation games, it's time we "pic" a "nic" to get hanged. not hung, that's me. this "nic" is now to be hanged. HANG EM HIGH - my favorite level in halo just because of how I say it...

#12) Monday, April 03, 2006
weak. willing to bet less than 10% of the Uri! population notices this post...

#13) Tuesday, April 25, 2006
I'll stab you with a pen and baton. Sochinski is king.

#14) Tuesday, May 09, 2006

that reminds me of a story about me...

#15) Tuesday, May 09, 2006

#16) Thursday, May 18, 2006
I agree. This game is superb. The best of the best in recent memory. The amazing graphics, combined with ease of game-play, and engaging plot are all top shelf. Indeed, this game is one for the ages...

#17) Thursday, May 18, 2006

#18) Thursday, May 25, 2006
wouldn't that be a homophobic setting, rather than a "non-homophobic"?
plus, i don't see whats so non-homoerotic about sitting in a boat with a bunch of dudes in their speedo swimsuits while one hemi tells you to stroke it.
don't be gay, brian. don't be gay

#19) Thursday, June 15, 2006
Obviously applying to blue ribbon brass as well! Otis? Sweet. Jim? Sweet. Doobie? Hella. Shac? Fine. Kelley? .....dyuhhhhhhhhh gottanygum?

#20) Wednesday, June 21, 2006
You MUST have meant, "subtitled the most hella awesome game in the universe, and they never should have made a sucky halo 2 because halo 1 is so great that they might as well have stopped making any other games all together. except tony hawk 4, which they should come out with some updates for."
easy mistake.

#21) Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Pip, you're not gonna be a happy camper! Either that or Kelley is a liar. Hopefully both, but not both.
And U2 IS great. I mean, seriously, one of the best bands of all time; a group of musicians rivaled by none.

for me to poop on

#22) Thursday, July 13, 2006
his name better not be speeled that way

#23) Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Ahhh yes... I am a supporting cast member. I'll take the high road on "member" and add the note that I am the bra that holds all you boobs together.
with support.
get it?
pip you dog.

#24) Friday, August 04, 2006
hate (love) to break it to you, jersey shirt person-
when you put icing on feces, by the end, you're still eating shit cake.
it doesn't get worse than new jersey.

#25) Tuesday, August 22, 2006
I'm glad this convict killer guy at Tech helped us all learn something that I've known for years:
Sideburns Rule!!
yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHOPS!

#26) Wednesday, August 30, 2006
It's like the MV trumpets version of Before & After. Jason Chris Li.

By the way, has anyone else seen that there's a Dave McKee bobblehead doll??

#27) Friday, September 01, 2006
Shac's mom isn't "young"

lands it!

#28) Tuesday, September 05, 2006
what's unrelated about that? i'd love to bomb kelley

#29) Tuesday, September 05, 2006
oh... but...
"Kathy and Kelly Corbett"


#30) Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Halo: THE greatest first person shooter ever made. not halo 2, halo 2 sucks. don't ever listen to kelley.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4: the only fun anyone should ever have when playing a skateboarding game. not tony hawk underground, not underground 2, not anything else. they frickin landed it with thps4 and still keep making games that suck more... IDIOTS!

#31) Friday, September 15, 2006
being old sucks... but being BU! is cool... hey, at least you're not kelley!
happy bday

#32) Thursday, September 21, 2006
to be fair... he lasted about a year longer than i would have, had i gone to UVA.
but to be unfair... what a dumbass. i'm sure he's super interesting, friendly, well-adjusted, and awesome. sure like a fox.
and yes, the first time i ever played super mario was at a friend's house, and he was on level 8. so i started playing that game on 8-1. worst move ever. luckily i didn't give up, and it eventually got fun.

#33) Friday, September 22, 2006
if farinelli is that movie in hams where i don't know what's going on until that chick sits in the bathtub and has her balls cut off, i'm gonna kick you in the nuts for making me remember that...
how can i have a good anything, let alone a weekend, after that thought.

#34) Friday, September 22, 2006
man, i love how your mom totally ignores me and posts anyway. she rules. everybody else just ignores...losers. aggressive passivity is much more powerful against me than passive aggressiveness.

#35) Friday, September 22, 2006
Well, at least i don't have any more feelings that you've stomped all over them. feelings are dumb, unless that feeling is that notre dame (and by proxy, michigan state) sucks.

#36) Monday, September 25, 2006
ahhh, james k. polk, our 11th president. young hickory they used to call him. created an independant treasury as i recall. did all he needed to do in his first 4 years, so he sought no second term. the ultimate dark horse candidate.

#37) Wednesday, September 27, 2006
did that chick leave her email address?

#38) Thursday, September 28, 2006
"I sure hope this chicken leg will cure my frigid husband's phagocytosis..."

#39) Friday, September 29, 2006
so i was all "sweet, mitch hedberg. i knew this site was going on an upswing."
but then you had to go and bring up some gay felines and two homocats.
you had me at "that's a fresher" and you blew it. BLEW IT! your mom blew it.

#40) Tuesday, October 03, 2006
you already can't make left or u-turns.
new jersey is the worst thing in the world. ever.

see the bloodhound gang tune, 10 best things about new jersey. that's the only positive thing about that place.

support the annexation!

#41) Monday, October 30, 2006
yeah - i live here year-round and it just makes me hate myself when i think of 60 degrees as an outright cold front.
i think i saw a leaf on a cactus once.

#42) Friday, November 10, 2006
1 of 4

#43) Tuesday, November 14, 2006
don't abbrev "see you in tennessee" either

#44) Wednesday, December 06, 2006
further, who would want to do anything when he has tricked a soon-to-be-rich chick into marrying him?

#45) Thursday, December 07, 2006
I was chief AV guy in head of nerds who teach classes in Squires for a few years at tech, and i got to sit in on dr. roberston's civil war class for a year... and i don't like history, or a lot of words for that matter, but when i was awake, that guy's class was awesome. despite having a pretty severe lisp, he was a great speaker and obviously PASSIONATE about his work.
Kelley puts the "ass" in "passionate"

#46) Monday, December 11, 2006
Further, his name is OTIS... although it has many of the same letters as scott, it's just not the same.

#47) Friday, December 15, 2006
shac, i heard Vincent Cichowicz died.

#48) Monday, December 18, 2006
ummm, so i get that you're a sweet date, but how could somebody else convince you that prom in 99 was a good idea? unless...AH HA.
and you do have a horn, it's just lower and not called a horn.

#49) Wednesday, December 20, 2006
i love that after all these years it still looks like i'm yelling at jason's cock, or throwing up on it, instead of attempting to suck it... doesn't it? DOESN'T IT??
oh the shame/hilarity

#50) Friday, December 29, 2006
"what's with georgia?" - doobie

#51) Friday, December 29, 2006
where is otis avatar?

#52) Friday, December 29, 2006
hates him

#53) Friday, December 29, 2006
kill me now

#54) Friday, December 29, 2006
fine.. thus begins an otis and doobie 2 hour drinking fest

#55) Friday, December 29, 2006
...[glennon] SUCKS

#56) Friday, December 29, 2006
HAHAHAHAHA HAhahaahahaahahahaha... son of a bitch... HAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

#57) Friday, December 29, 2006
oh dear lord.. where does it end

#58) Friday, December 29, 2006
the delicate genius has a polcy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#59) Tuesday, January 02, 2007
dibs on the chair next to the tv!

#60) Friday, January 05, 2007
1) i don't think that would be a tough decision for anyone.. you're just making the wrong one


2) you're plugging the dike with your finger... LANDS IT!

#61) Tuesday, January 09, 2007
look, you can't jack-move the term bank, nor anything else that could be said to otis about a place where money is kept, things are purchased or sold, or anything else... you just can't. i'm not buying it (tm), and there can surely be no attempt to sell it (r).

#62) Wednesday, January 10, 2007
i want a week of what people's life would be like without doobie. one day each for otis, shac, and kelley, as well as one day to BU!, and one day to the world. my gigantnomous affect on the over half of the readers here would surely have sent their lives in an upward spiral that could be interesting

#63) Friday, January 19, 2007
umm, ranch makes everything taste better, lets not forget that.

one time, at band camp, in high school, we got an aeorbie stuck in a tree near the practice field. luckily, it was there the next day, on the ground. then one time at stretch's condo in jacksonville i threw one into the ocean...never to return...before flashing those wussie middle-schoolers.

#64) Friday, January 19, 2007
all i do is answer my phone.

i would answer it if anyone ever called anyway.

chauncey billups is a stone cold killer.

#65) Tuesday, January 23, 2007
IDIOTS!! i would have flown in for that... must be a trumpet thing.
nevertheless...wait, allthemore:

7. Doobie

#66) Wednesday, January 24, 2007
oh man, i just talked to shac's mom...

somebodys got some splainin tooo dooooooo

do buy e

#67) Friday, January 26, 2007

#68) Friday, January 26, 2007
i think i speak for shac when saying:
"DID THAT HAVE SOME SHIT ON IT? i think that had some shit on it."

#69) Thursday, February 01, 2007
the state song should be "old dominion" by eddie from ohio.
but maybe with your words...

#70) Tuesday, February 20, 2007
ummm, i'm gonna have to go with third down on that one.

uh oh... gonna = gonner? i'm ganster out of here

#71) Wednesday, February 21, 2007
oh man, i was just about to check out that chick's myspace webpage when i realized that i'm over 18 and not gay.... damn.

#72) Tuesday, February 20, 2007
loves it

#73) Thursday, February 22, 2007
i (heart) "mangy"

#74) Friday, March 09, 2007
right, like shac couldn't have shown the lyrics to anyone in isreal...

#75) Monday, March 12, 2007
first off, i sent you those lyrics in an email
second off, doobie AT vt DOT edu

#76) Monday, March 12, 2007
yeah.. i've been up since wednesday... on meth. in reality, since the rest of the free world, sans tucksahn, entered into daylight savings, i'm 3 hours back... so 6 = 9. hows that for irony, or like, reality, or idiocracy...

that clip rules

#77) Monday, March 12, 2007
might as well post it on the site... that's worthy for all!

#78) Wednesday, March 14, 2007
not having listened to any of them yet i'm going to have to claim victory purely from the "he must have used at least on song from the marching virginians songbook"

switching to tuba your senior year in high school....

#79) Wednesday, March 14, 2007
shac, all that's left is yours... send me an email and ill hook it up!
i think there is some left after my sweet new optical audio cable for ol stompy the xbox

#80) Wednesday, March 14, 2007
ok.. wow... yeah, that's not an easy contest..ouch.

shac, that song has made your life worth living! with all those bombs and sandy things

#81) Monday, March 19, 2007
catholics anonymous? ca-shew!

#82) Tuesday, March 20, 2007
allow me -

hello, there's never a question when it's between:
pee, pee, the general lee, and a skinned knee.

#83) Friday, March 23, 2007
i can be the resident expert on tony hawk 4 ... that game rules.

#84) Tuesday, March 27, 2007
I'm willing to bet you won't do it... who wants to see a 69-year-old sex machine anyway?

#85) Thursday, March 29, 2007
that lily allen cd is hilarious... it's all about people she hates and/or wants to kick in the nuts...
i heart it

#86) Monday, April 02, 2007

#87) Wednesday, April 11, 2007
it's a shame Jurassic park didn't come out a few years earlier... the headlines could have been:
"Little boys head explodes with prehistoric sci-fi-filled delight!"

#88) Tuesday, April 17, 2007
well said. clearly, some of the most thoughtful writing i've read on this site.
the events have been overwhelmingly sickening.
but, to quote dave mckee, "recover, recover, recover, recover."
the ra in waj was a baritone player in mvs.

#89) Thursday, April 19, 2007
yes, if you'd actually mastered using the bathroom, you'd know toilet paper when you saw it.

sweet burn about shac's window.

and.......bobby bowden is a pedafile.

#90) Thursday, April 19, 2007
I think you meant:

No one screams "UNDERAGE BOYS!!!" like 300 pound football players.

In the end (pun achieved), he's no Dean Smith, but he's gettin the job (pun achieved) done.

#91) Friday, April 20, 2007
wait a minute...
can i be shac?

#92) Tuesday, April 24, 2007
speaking of updating firmware...


its guns day!!!

#93) Friday, April 27, 2007
mexicans urinate in my fruit loops constantly around hyah... doesn't mean i get to call it "beer" though... IDIOTS

#94) Wednesday, May 02, 2007
well, since you all missed the true point of this post, ill take it from here...
Halo rules. period. best game ever... well, tied for best with tony hawk 4. LEAD ER DEAD RUN A WAY

#95) Tuesday, May 08, 2007
1) more chickens than people in delaware, so this should get done in no time, nobody wants bird herpes

2) little background on rehoboth beach.... there's something queer about that place. i have this live recording of a group who sang something about gay people... right after that they say "we just did this one down in rehoboth beach and it didn't go over too well" or something equally stupid since nobody's ever heard of rehoboth beach... UNTIL NOW!

chicken lovers

#96) Friday, May 11, 2007
yeah... dessert wine is like ice cream steak. you can't just take two good things and combine them without consequences.

#97) Monday, May 14, 2007
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HA!

#98) Tuesday, May 22, 2007
look, i haven't listened to it... but seriously... bunch of sweet instruments and then... ENGLISH HORN? frickin composers

#99) Friday, May 25, 2007
luckily for (b) U (!), not doing a memorial day post won't haunt you. i just read that amazon review for the first time... it's just as good as a monday for me. that's top drawer.

#100) Wednesday, May 30, 2007
my latin name was Xerxes.
the best french phrase is "le oui"
the best spanish phrase is "el si"
i HAD to take 2 semesters of a foreign language to get me masters of motherloving music degree from stupid illinois... that can suck my balls
just because smart VT didn't require me to take any foreign language, since 5 years of one seemed like enough...

#101) Thursday, June 07, 2007
or some guy named moorcock...
i don't know how they could tell that just by looking at my face.

#102) Thursday, June 07, 2007
i'm glad you see it my way

#103) Friday, June 15, 2007
yeah, hopefully your friend Doobie doesn't write in. that'll surely tip the scales in favor of the fbi...cia... lands it

mexican smuggling
dog fighting ring

#104) Monday, June 25, 2007
no married couple could ever win a fight because each couple contains at least one man (or in kelley's case - a dick with no balls), and men must always lose fights once married.

#105) Monday, July 02, 2007
(dixie in the background)
(general flies overhead)
(lands it!)

#106) Thursday, July 05, 2007
blue ribbon is brass quintet.

it's not our fault that (good) horn players are impossible to find.

#107) Thursday, July 26, 2007
wo wo wo ... wait just a damn minute here. first off, steel is a "high gravity lager." it it like comparing apples and oranges.... uh oh.

#108) Tuesday, August 14, 2007
kick you
in the

#109) Wednesday, August 29, 2007
that south carolina thing is one of the funniest things i have EVER heard. from a girl.

#110) Wednesday, September 12, 2007
what the flip? who are all these people?

#111) Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I can't imagine a scenario where I'd actually have to prove I bought a doughnut.
oh mitch...

#112) Wednesday, October 24, 2007
oh so jealous....

#113) Wednesday, November 21, 2007
thanks for making a whole day for me. it's been long overdue. despite my feigned secrecah (its french for secrecy) you've managed to find out and still npmo. I did manage to take notes at one point, in honour of you. Email me if you'd like a copy for the archives, as well as any high-res pics. More "doobie-devoted days would be appreciated by all, but mostly hated by Kelley. Hence, everyone would approve.

Thusly so,
in delta mu,

Doobie. married. pyo.

#114) Wednesday, November 21, 2007



That tuba solo was weakly played. I demand a do-over. P M O.

#115) Thursday, January 24, 2008
woohoo, taking last semester's finals at the beginning of this semester is awesome!! not awesome. stupid strep throat and going to kelley's house.



#116) Friday, January 25, 2008
tuba solo, tuba solo, tuba solo

#117) Friday, February 22, 2008
it would have been real proof if that wussie would have been something cool, like a "hydration specialist" or the like

#118) Friday, June 27, 2008
um, happy birthday jared gibbs i think?

#119) Monday, July 07, 2008
in other news:

today is a good day.

#120) Monday, July 07, 2008

thats my guy.

#121) Monday, August 04, 2008
Actually, that picture is not quite as self-explanatory as you might think. Here's the deal: It was taken in Amsterdam. (i guess i could stop there, but...) I'm really pointing at my "hot air tuba camp" shirt, not the booze, which says "4th Session: Amsterdam" The chops are real, the rent-a-cop 'stache is kickin', and I guess I suck at pointing when I' Amsterdam.

#122) Monday, August 04, 2008
agreed, I really am looking sweet!! trumpet? f that. talk about halo... a little griff ball could be in order

#123) Wednesday, August 06, 2008
I'm a Guinness Pig BWEEP

#124) Thursday, August 07, 2008

#125) Friday, August 08, 2008
i'm willing to bet that since she hasn't divorced you, kathy's been on a two year bender

#126) Friday, August 22, 2008
I could read that dave-o vs. jenny vogel email-fest over and over and over and over....

#127) Monday, August 25, 2008
i just got some popsticks that have these written on them... Q: why do rhino-sauruses have some many wrinkles? A: they're hard to iron Q: what kind of horse only like to be ridden in the dark? A: a nightmare but some of them are more like riddles.... Q: what is something that everyone is doing but at different rates? A: growing older pmo

#128) Friday, September 12, 2008
happy birthday, hemi!

#129) Friday, October 03, 2008
Tuesday is dollar beer night at Dirt Bags!! (the best way to prep for your 5:00 class is to drink about 10 of those beers and show up at 5:15... for 5 straight weeks)

#130) Thursday, October 02, 2008
Eric Fischer (kos-mo) Matt Davis (rip cord) Pete Macedo (sox) Chris Fraker (me) PLEASE! no contest. i'm willing to bet about 11 of those listed don't remember any bit of their room from that trip anyway

#131) Monday, October 06, 2008
Way to go, you two!! especially BU! (for knowing twice as many chicks as dudes)

#132) Thursday, October 16, 2008
this is my michael jordan never entered politics

#133) Monday, October 20, 2008
bacon-eating contest bacon butter wrestling

#134) Wednesday, November 19, 2008
yeah, i can't even remember how many girls were in my boy scout troop...

#135) Tuesday, December 09, 2008
I think that fast blinking means their blinker is about to go out. Maybe your peevishness should reach to a deeper level, i.e., that people don't maintain their vehicles properlah.

#136) Tuesday, December 16, 2008
sorry dude, ben was the winner. 4 out of 5 1st places? that's all you need to know. what is this, the B(U!)CS poker tournament?

#137) Thursday, December 18, 2008
at least that kid learned to do head shots from playing halo... xmas burn!

#138) Friday, December 19, 2008
that picture is still sweet, even after all these years and still not quite being me

#139) Monday, December 22, 2008
doobie = random = cash. hand it over

#140) Wednesday, January 07, 2009
polifrone is AMAZING!!

#141) Wednesday, January 07, 2009
nailed it? that's what she said...

#142) Thursday, January 08, 2009
I once thought I saw a female centaur, but it was just the ass of a male. damn opposed

#143) Friday, January 09, 2009
hilly? ohhhh, you forgot to cross your t's and put the 's' at the beginning of that word!!

#144) Monday, January 12, 2009

#145) Friday, January 09, 2009
nothing against iowa... except that it's ultra boring and flat (insert joke THERE) - but that dave and tim cd came from that college, so that's good, right?

#146) Tuesday, February 17, 2009
smart people doing smart things... loves it

#147) Tuesday, March 03, 2009
I remember the day well... Kriss Kross - Totally Crossed Out and the some 1992 Summer Games Soundtrack (for the Will Smith song, Boom! Shake the Room!)

#148) Tuesday, March 03, 2009

#149) Thursday, March 19, 2009
my father-in-law was the director of the school of music that Regina Spektor attended at the time - Purchase College. On a cd the school made to highlight their students, is a track of her singing a very "different" version of Mocking Bird. Pretty cool stuff too. (available upon request)

#150) Thursday, March 26, 2009
looked to me like the QUANTUM contract should be shredded. i'll have kathy draft another one asap and fax it right over

#151) Tuesday, April 28, 2009
yesterday was boozeday. on account of the 10 pbr cans i consumed for lunch. not sure why i still can't find a job. at least i'm in school for another week or so...

#152) Tuesday, April 28, 2009
thanks for all the well-wishing. you guys are great!

#153) Monday, May 04, 2009
how many unique birthday days do you (BU!) have in your bday list?

#154) Monday, May 04, 2009
(even though that is a total lie) (or misunderstanding - i meant days, not people) then you should totally add jesus and alfred brendel!

#155) Thursday, May 07, 2009
damn right it's steak! direct from the grills of puuuuulaski virginny! don't mind if i do

#156) Thursday, May 07, 2009
How's that different from what I said?

#157) Friday, May 08, 2009
d'oh... i actually said what anna wrote. here's to being easily amused!

#158) Wednesday, May 13, 2009
60% of blue ribbon brass...nastay. _____% chance of contracting an std?

#159) Wednesday, May 27, 2009
that looks a lot harder than tuba audition, which consisted of the hokie pokie solo and a scale.

#160) Monday, June 01, 2009
i moved 5 tons of rocks from the front yard to the back. it's more rocks than i thought in terms of moving them in small loads. but it's less that projected in terms of overall coverage. fyi, "sante fe brown" looks like "sante fe blue" when "installed" on the "lawn"

#161) Tuesday, July 07, 2009
today's post is incomplete, despite your best personal efforts on facebook. irregardlessly, it's good to have daily updates back!

#162) Thursday, July 16, 2009
I'm going to have to call inappropriate sports joke on that warren moon issue. He was a qb, so he didn't have to make catches. Funny would have been with braylon edwards, TO, anybody who plays for the cowboys, or anybody from FSU, Miami, West Virginia, or (obviously) UVA.

#163) Friday, July 24, 2009
How about "da uri zone"? Or even better "doobie is sweet"

#164) Thursday, August 27, 2009
I'm 30. It's terrible. I live in the desert of Tucson (pronounced tuck-sahn). It's hot, but my wife and I have AC. I just graduated with another degree that I am unable to utilize in gainful employment. I look for a job all day, and hope that I too, one day, can become as good a house-husband as kelley. I play golf now, and yesterday, in my third full round ever, I shaved 30 strokes off my game. Down to 121. Jealous.

#165) Wednesday, September 02, 2009
that is glorious.

#166) Tuesday, September 08, 2009
best museday ever. seriously.

#167) Tuesday, September 15, 2009
happy birthday, hemi. i knew you could do it.

#168) Wednesday, September 16, 2009
"iamnotbic" nicely done.

#169) Friday, September 18, 2009
special occasion? hello! there's a tech game on saturday. that is special enough.

#170) Wednesday, September 23, 2009
ugh, thanks for the spoiler alert. i was totally going to guess john basedow's body. uh oh, a reaction similar to that of the WoW searcher seems appropriate...

#171) Friday, September 25, 2009
all this talk of blue ribbons is making me thirsty! i always knew our quintet stood for sex trafficking. irregardlessly, have a great time marrying your first wife!

#172) Monday, September 28, 2009
the informant is junk. do NOT see it.

#173) Monday, October 12, 2009

#174) Monday, October 26, 2009
i tried golfing some more, and my elbow is only just now recovering. pmo. and i updated my resume to allow for quicker rejection letters! npmo.

#175) Friday, October 30, 2009
kicking soda habits are all the rage these days - caron butler is 7 months free of his highly-publicized 6-a-day mountain dew addiction.

#176) Friday, November 06, 2009
"like an emo lottery ticket" priceless still loving the t-shirt i saw with the slogan: "i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself"

#177) Monday, November 23, 2009
you are too kind.

#178) Tuesday, November 24, 2009 is a fairly funny news site a la the 3 daily tags from this site (many probably know of this already) is a vt sports blog with some humor sprinkled in, much like vt football (currently, a baby with a mangino mustache is funny)

#179) Thursday, December 03, 2009
July I turned 30 and most surely did die

#180) Friday, December 25, 2009
can't wait, hemi!

#181) Monday, December 28, 2009
agreed, labels are now more key than ever.

#182) Wednesday, January 06, 2010
that must be the most whoreish cat post ever.

#183) Tuesday, January 12, 2010
seriously...was 5 an arbitrary decision, or has laziness set in?

#184) Tuesday, January 12, 2010
well, i think you should keep doing 12of12 irregardlessly of the fact that it's "stopping"

#185) Monday, January 18, 2010
hemi, you left out the "i"... and the cookies.

#186) Wednesday, January 20, 2010
i was probably also first chair in symphony band and loving that a snow day meant not having to drink from my flask in front of those kids during auditions... got role model?

#187) Friday, February 05, 2010
that shark is hilarious

#188) Tuesday, February 09, 2010
being able hit n and p is seriously npmo.

#189) Monday, February 15, 2010
feature testing...1...2...3?

#190) Wednesday, February 17, 2010
what's this "weed" you speak of?

#191) Monday, March 08, 2010
Man leg!!

#192) Wednesday, March 10, 2010
whilst yous were enjoying breathtaking ferret cuisine, i went to a big medical trade show in cold-lanta and completed flash cs4 essential skills 1 in feau-enix. in doing so, i visited the hard rock cafe twice in one week, bringing my life's all time hard rock visit total to 2.

#193) Monday, March 22, 2010
tragic to some = awesome to readers of the 'zone

#194) Tuesday, March 30, 2010
"everything [you do] just turns me on"

#195) Wednesday, April 07, 2010
i'll take 5 days of slacker posting over anything else... i need my daily dose of BU!

#196) Friday, April 16, 2010
wow - heavy.

#197) Monday, April 19, 2010
go to the beach after seeing me, kelley, and otis at the vt/boise st game in dc!

#198) Friday, April 23, 2010
damn, too slow on the j-unit. so, tell me more about this harpoon brewery!

#199) Monday, April 26, 2010
"private karaoke" should be an oxymoron. also went to BB&B, but got a humidifier - not sure why it took 5 years in the desert to realize we needed that. no fish or korean food to speak of.

#200) Tuesday, May 11, 2010
this is from the BUnion, right?

#201) Wednesday, June 02, 2010
since demolay is obviously a cult, i'd be a little scared about the potential of one of its "former" child stars moving so close to you...

#202) Thursday, June 03, 2010
i look forward to seeing that list day. btw, just saying "blue ribbon brass" is a complete cop out. also, it's my list - self included.

#203) Wednesday, June 16, 2010
i love cool ranch...

#204) Friday, June 18, 2010
officially requesting monday's noise to include another caption contest reminder!

#205) Monday, June 28, 2010
and bless the heart of my one voter. you can also expect a hug.

#206) Friday, July 09, 2010
i had my heart set on quadruple tree!

#207) Thursday, August 05, 2010
1) Who are you? Doobie...err, Chris if you ask my wife 2) How do you know me? this one time, at band camp (seriously), i kept seeing this guy in a members only-type jacket. then i noticed he would be in line with me at dietrich express a lot. love was born with daily hamburgers and fries. 3) How and when did you find this site? had to be in the late 90s when the VT trumpet page began to overtake the tuba page in views... a sad time in the life of the web. 4) Where is your website? currently in post-production. for now, you can follow my insanely relevant tweets at @frackalack 5) What would you like to say to the rest of us? get to know kelley now. i realize you'll think it's a waste of time, so i apologize in advance. however, he is going to physically die when he goes to boot camp (his soul has been dead for hundreds of years already). so, you know, then you can say you met a dead guy.

#208) Friday, August 20, 2010
and two more weeks until i'm in toledo watching what passes for pac-10 football. but mostly trying not to die of anticipation of the bosie state labor day beatdown. ugh, just noticed (hate that i go on facebook even this much) that it may be time to change to "Brandy (Buckles) Baxter" or whatever she's calling herself now. I'll chalk that up to sickness and cats getting turned on in washing machines...

#209) Friday, August 27, 2010
what were the scores and who won are the more important questions...

#210) Tuesday, September 07, 2010
1) one for each half of the toilet 2) those aren't gouges, they're remnants from the project you started intending to paint the bathroom white. clearly, you don't follow through. your poor wife. 3) why would you use toothpaste to scrub a toilet? 4) it's less abrasive than agent orange, but still packs the same family-friendly, poop-cleansing punch

#211) Wednesday, September 15, 2010
hemi birthday, happy!

#212) Monday, September 20, 2010
congrats hemi - little doobie looks great

#213) Wednesday, September 22, 2010
your charts constantly find ways to impress. well done

#214) Friday, September 24, 2010
man, i would ride around on an elephant all day if it was socially acceptable...and it had a guinness machine.

#215) Thursday, September 30, 2010
dexter season 4 was aweosome. it puts the A in agree

#216) Friday, October 01, 2010
hoody hoo!

#217) Wednesday, October 27, 2010
belle of the ball!!

#218) Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Racist Asian Stereotype Holding Area

#219) Wednesday, November 10, 2010
it's pronounced "hemi-colon" even if it isn't

#220) Thursday, November 18, 2010
ugh, just thinking about hanging around with kelley makes me swear.

#221) Thursday, December 16, 2010
and the winner is... obvious. close second goes to the bunion...that one still makes me want to type 'lol'

#222) Tuesday, December 21, 2010
the rating for 1 star is confusing to those of us with sweet butts

#223) Thursday, January 13, 2011
spoiler alert: this infographic on inception is awesome:

#224) Tuesday, January 25, 2011
This is how I'll always remember them. It's a shame they keep living in an obvious attempt to tarnish their legacy. Exegi monumentum aere perennius.

#225) Friday, February 04, 2011
oh man, that's a sweet burn!!

#226) Friday, February 11, 2011
ahhh, based on your crush we can see how the tides have turned. (see two and a half men, alan's recent romantic involvement) the young you is now jealous of the man (or at least half of him) you didn't even know existed. you just blew your own mind.

#227) Wednesday, February 16, 2011
yeah, this post might be tied for "worst all-time post" with any post that mentions kelley. at least TLAs didn't make the list. pmo.

#228) Thursday, February 17, 2011
congrats, hemi. and, in the spirit of siding with your mom, get back to me when it's more than just a reputation!

#229) Tuesday, March 22, 2011
That was an all-time great contest. I'd play that one again.

#230) Thursday, April 07, 2011
or maybe tax having babies... how does that taste? leave my booze alone.

#231) Monday, April 11, 2011
question: what kind of bear is best?

#232) Friday, April 15, 2011
i like question/answer days

#233) Monday, April 18, 2011
i get the feeling that this is "the last thing you see before BU shows you the picture of the people you killed who didn't deserve to die." then, you know, he goes all dexter on you...

#234) Tuesday, April 19, 2011
looks like the site of a massive fender bender. and, if i'm not mistaken, those are all women drivers... lesson: women can't drive, but they'd be completely foolish to let BU! get behind the wheel.

#235) Thursday, April 21, 2011
totally agree on quantum leap... it's such a pain to try and catch that in random reruns. and don't forget the real, young star of the wonder years, marilyn manson!!

#236) Friday, April 22, 2011
that combo would likely produce the happiest, handsomest chick-dog ever!

#237) Friday, April 29, 2011
god, i played tuba like my teacher was a trombone player

#238) Friday, May 06, 2011
i wish tucson would secede, then i could leave peacefully. however, that article just proves that any conversation started at the shanty isn't worth the free popcorn they serve there.

#239) Monday, May 09, 2011
if you didn't have to work (or really report to anyone other than maybe your wife), where would you live and what would you do with (to?) yourself to occupy your days?

#240) Friday, June 10, 2011
d'oh! I want to play... Moving!!!! still in the desert, but now centrally located, like my AC. Yes, physically. '01, yes. '06, no? August 5 Typically, men can only veto, not determine names. You had me at 'programmer" The best ones are those that offend the most at one time, like the ever-popular doobie-ism from Disney World, "Is it FUCKING?" It's probably supposed to, but it doesn't. People like to get high. God put that here for me and you. Scrabble is a good game. Free Parking. Cats are the mange, I'm surprised you didn't know that. Because you don't keep your scotch in the fridge. Because most people can't tell Tuesday from a kick in pants. But everybody understands a punch in the face. All that "long tail" business strategy is finally catching up to them. See question #2. Only if you think you've forgotten to pee. Otherwise, seizure. I'm always graduating...your mom. her?

#241) Wednesday, June 22, 2011
hmm, we also would have accepted: because he looks way too much like macaulay culkin

#242) Tuesday, July 05, 2011
"i was told there would be punch and pie." also, what's weirder: THE Asian herald or AN Asian Harold?

#243) Wednesday, July 13, 2011
burnt orange or chicago maroon why is this even up for debate?

#244) Thursday, July 21, 2011
still no baby...

#245) Wednesday, September 07, 2011
I'll always remember you like this... at least until we live in the same time zone again

#246) Thursday, September 15, 2011

#247) Friday, September 16, 2011
Consensus worst: 2004 (has nothing to do with the picture)

#248) Friday, September 16, 2011
your mom is a pod bean

#249) Monday, October 03, 2011
Happy day!

#250) Monday, November 21, 2011
VT > waffles

#251) Monday, December 05, 2011
forgetting about pmo is so pmo. same as not getting credit on unban dictionary, etc. all those "hyahs" and "thyahs" are a good reminder of how more people should talk...i should write a book. i remember that picture too...and wearing that shirt b/c of laundry necessities... pmo. lucky girls though, np(them)o.

#252) Monday, December 05, 2011
oh, and do people still use icq? i just logged in (thanks for the number reminder), and it seems i have no messages.

#253) Thursday, December 08, 2011
[insert joke about "a good fit" in ben's mom here]

#254) Wednesday, December 21, 2011
do you write down what you eat every day? what else do you keep track of on a daily basis? or do you just happen to remember?

#255) Monday, January 09, 2012
if you can do that on a treadmill, you don't need a treadmill.

#256) Monday, January 23, 2012
oh. my. christmas.

#257) Friday, March 09, 2012
when you posted about how you floss, i realized that i do so the same way. what else should i be doing like you?

#258) Monday, March 12, 2012
seriously awaiting the review of the folio! (also considering the dell xps, any help would be appreciated)

#259) Wednesday, March 14, 2012
the Gs in your diary look like Qs. PMO. Also, I was really hoping you were going to say, "I drank to much Pepsi... and finally cried."

#260) Monday, March 26, 2012
we don't drink, we don't smoke, norfolk, norfolk!

#261) Thursday, April 12, 2012
that is way too early for a tuba mouthpiece paperweight that close to your alarm!

#262) Tuesday, April 17, 2012
"booyah" might be over the line. but i only know because i live over the line.

#263) Wednesday, May 02, 2012
nj is a hole

#264) Friday, May 11, 2012
can't decide between: - I'm number 2, I'm number 2!! - #2 in your programs, #1 in your hearts - if we met in '97, isn't that 15 yrs? either way, it'll always be more than kelley. - some sort of potty humor about the number 2

#265) Friday, May 11, 2012
dyslexia... LANDS IT!

#266) Friday, May 25, 2012

#267) Tuesday, May 29, 2012
the obvious trend is too much cats!

#268) Tuesday, June 05, 2012
MAUDITE!!!!! le oui

#269) Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Moorehouse = GUNS DAY!

#270) Friday, August 31, 2012
N and P, but no M or O? shame.

#271) Friday, September 07, 2012
my highest move is currently 242,786...unfortunately i'm not smart enough to post the screen shot.

#272) Friday, September 14, 2012

#273) Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Hmmm, i don't remember that evening... not sure if i was there. Their plan actually did come to fruition, and lived (if you can call it "living") well into the 2000s.

#274) Wednesday, September 26, 2012

#275) Wednesday, October 10, 2012
you had me, and will always have me, at, "I just happened to be doing a search through every email I've ever written."

#276) Friday, October 26, 2012
niiiice! i'm going to use this all day

#277) Tuesday, November 13, 2012
classic jimmy b!

#278) Wednesday, November 14, 2012
still is

#279) Thursday, November 15, 2012
the other guy is doing a fantastic rob riggle impression!

#280) Monday, November 26, 2012
10 lb ball is key!

#281) Friday, November 30, 2012
couldn't you consider not relearning french a success? i know i would.

#282) Monday, December 03, 2012
"loving" that light fixture that i thought you could only find in the southwest! in other news, i'm investigating starting a yogurt habit. any favorite brands/flavors/deals?

#283) Tuesday, December 04, 2012
according to the never-wrong wikipedia, the dubai and canada malls you all are referring to are the 12th largest malls in the world. it is actually a tie. all hail china mall! Wiki Wiki

#284) Tuesday, December 04, 2012
also, poutine!

#285) Friday, December 07, 2012
1) there's gotta be an "oops i crapped my pants" story in there poisoning at sharkey's maybe? 2) wine aerators. makes my inexplicably cheap taste in wine seem like a good idea for a glass or two. 3) i don't know if i necessarily "aspire" to live in malibu, but every time powerball gets me thinking about pot odds, i hop on zillow just to see how awesome it would be.

#286) Wednesday, December 12, 2012
12 of 12 of 12...because people aren't making enough of this day!

#287) Friday, December 14, 2012
i love that i can't tell whether you drew something 20 years ago or 20 minutes ago. consistency at its finest!

#288) Tuesday, January 08, 2013
picked the trumpet in 6th grade because my dad played trumpet. stuck with it until band camp my senior year in high school when they needed another tuba player. i gave it a shot and have been with it ever since. at first it was great because i had all the high range i wanted on tuba (but had to work at that with trumpet). eventually i figured out that playing low was where the money was made...and then the high range got even easier. no one should ever play oboe or bassoon. having to make your own reeds is the worst thing ever.

#289) Monday, January 14, 2013

#290) Tuesday, January 22, 2013
i earned a little bit of a sunburn playing golf yesterday which resulted in a not-so-pleasant "first shave since thursday" this morning!

#291) Thursday, January 24, 2013
"forgettably entertaining" - YES! exactly.

#292) Thursday, February 07, 2013
if you won the lottery and got to take home $75M after taxes, how would you spend it?

#293) Thursday, February 07, 2013
I'm surprised you didn't know that?

#294) Friday, February 15, 2013
BU!nger Games!!

#295) Tuesday, February 19, 2013
google chrome is sweet, but firefox only copies its features one at a time. that's why the updates are so frequent. doesn't gchat support AIM? i know it used to... gchat>aim - even deadaim, which rules.

#296) Wednesday, February 27, 2013
exactly! because what's not to "like"?

#297) Monday, March 04, 2013
i can't remember what tv show just said this, but it seems appropriate: "let's take two real words and make them into one fake word." pmo! in other news, i move to close the poll with 100% of mecincts reporting. (me + precincts = mecincts)

#298) Tuesday, March 05, 2013
i could sponsor a piece called Vanishing Pint maybe...

#299) Tuesday, March 05, 2013
or at least someone to take minutes

#300) Tuesday, April 09, 2013
wow - i am enriched! cool.

#301) Wednesday, April 10, 2013
cotton candy is wonder they used it for shirts instead.

#302) Thursday, April 18, 2013
31 years of effort?! isn't it time to retire yet?

#303) Tuesday, April 23, 2013
i could see kelley doing something like fact, a lot worse.

#304) Wednesday, April 24, 2013
hard drives are super cheap these days!

#305) Monday, April 29, 2013
happy indeed! i'm so glad to see that my insightful bio still stands up to the test of time.

#306) Tuesday, April 30, 2013
is it better to use spray sunscreen or lotion?

#307) Thursday, May 02, 2013
hahaha, 8th harry potter...awesome.

#308) Tuesday, May 07, 2013
in no particular order: you didn't know about @frackalack? shame on you! how's it going? my best mitch impression: i spilled some club soda on my carpet, but i didn't know what to put on it so it wouldn't stain.

#309) Wednesday, May 08, 2013
that gas mileage seems somewhat low for that car, no?

#310) Friday, May 10, 2013

#311) Tuesday, May 21, 2013
whoa..that guy is a total genius. i love homestar. "i'm a belle"

#312) Wednesday, May 22, 2013
finishing my third senior year at tech...which, if i recall, involved classes in volleyball AND tennis. and possibly choral arranging. also preparing for the move to illinois. never should have taken the loft there - it didn't last the year.

#313) Wednesday, May 29, 2013
lost levels of duck hunt...awesome

#314) Monday, June 03, 2013
agreed! 0.3.0 DROPS TONIGHT!!

#315) Wednesday, June 05, 2013
"probably" doesn't apply to juniors in college? atta boy

#316) Wednesday, June 19, 2013
i am upset to hear you had no preconceived notions about florida state... criminals and attitude problems abound. i'm sure you found the same to be true at the school of music. birds of a feather and all that!

#317) Monday, June 24, 2013
i had a solid weekend #2 in northern michigan. the mornings are still awesome (mid 60s), but the afternoons get up to a blistering 83 or so, which makes for a weird difference to Tucson. we're mostly used to it being 100 all day. since the sun doesn't set until 9:30, it does stay "hot" for a good while into baby's bed time, which became a problem last night. but we were able to solve it with plenty of time to eat pie on the porch.

#318) Monday, June 24, 2013
It's an extended work remotely while the wife teaches at a band camp. It's an amazing getaway from the desert summer.

#319) Tuesday, July 09, 2013

#320) Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Old Flea: Ram It Duo

#321) Friday, August 23, 2013
i'm about to start broadening my cocktail portfolio (both drinking and making) - any good ones i should include?

#322) Tuesday, September 03, 2013
foremost, and probably obviously, i'd want to be able to save my progress. i'd also want to be able to customize how many choices/levels of difficulty a la Wally Easter and macgamut. and records, i'd want to be able to challenge myself and see some all time best scores of either friends or the universe's top score(s).

#323) Wednesday, September 18, 2013
and what have you done lately to harness your undeniable digging prowess?

#324) Wednesday, September 25, 2013
on her system!

#325) Friday, October 11, 2013
oops, i think that cut off. should read: "pugs, not drugs, are what we should have a war on."

#326) Friday, October 18, 2013
i HATE that i still bite my lip...and then double hate when i bite it again. haven't i been eating enough to get good at it yet?

#327) Tuesday, November 05, 2013
you had me at cable, lost me with cats. you got me back with invasion, lost me again with left-handed crack. you got me back again with speed crap, but then i realized it says cap. pmo. i remain undecided... SWING VOTE!

#328) Friday, November 08, 2013
i'm aware of no difference between parsley and cilantro

#329) Friday, November 15, 2013
two minor job annoyances: - IT won't let me share my outlook calendar with anyone outside of the building. not helpful in family situations. - i have to wear a tie 4 days a week, (un)balanced by casual fridays. not fair or balanced.

#330) Friday, November 22, 2013
yes to photoshop... i'm imagining someone's head on a turkey at least!

#331) Friday, December 13, 2013
while i must admit to a bit of frustration every time i don't get an expected post in the morning (because, it seems, i can't be bothered to ever remember it's the 12th of any month), it really is pretty cool getting to see some candid life shots every few weeks. keep up the good work!

#332) Monday, January 13, 2014
4:31 feels like it should be a haiku or something...

#333) Wednesday, January 15, 2014
somehow, todd managed to write the most stereotypical todd-type email ever. that thing is a masterpiece.

#334) Friday, January 17, 2014
awesome - i guessed the exact same thing before reading the last line. 2 BS RL

#335) Friday, January 17, 2014
ahhh, and now i see your rodents!

#336) Wednesday, January 22, 2014
15 years ago... at 3 pounds a year... that seems right. i guess you were taking the picture? no reason to have ONLY trumpet players in there (feel free to make that easier to access, as i clearly can't be bothered to remember basic html skills)

#337) Friday, January 24, 2014
shouldn't there be a better tooth paste tube by now? it seems to me that the squeezing and dispensing both have room for improvement.

#338) Tuesday, January 28, 2014
not sure if i can agree with the english muffins here, but you might not have trader joes. (does that count as generic?) either way, a fork to break it open? a butter knife will serve double duty there unless you're eating it plain. a steak knife will also do if the muffin is too fragile. we had cookies like that too - i believe ours were from the "Big Sixty" tray. three rows of 20 cookies...mmmmm. does PBR count as a brand name?

#339) Tuesday, January 28, 2014
hmm, i like the way the butter soaks into the muffin that way. i guess it's down to whether you like butter-soaked muffins, or butter-soaked butter.

#340) Friday, January 31, 2014
looking forward to the review of her (the movie)

#341) Wednesday, February 12, 2014
sometimes i want to be able to click on these images (to enlarge them) to stalk how many miles are on your car, what radio station is on, the choices of coffee-style-office drinks you have, etc.

#342) Thursday, February 13, 2014
hahaha - i'm glad for the same thing about what i was thinking

#343) Wednesday, February 19, 2014
i think you meant '''zone. either way, that license plate says BeNanna.

#344) Wednesday, February 19, 2014
hello baby at the beach losing her drawers!

#345) Friday, February 21, 2014
quadriplegic nutri-bullet!

#346) Tuesday, February 25, 2014
-4 factoring for time zones and inflation... solid B! (u)

#347) Thursday, February 27, 2014
you had me at "drink as much as you can" and really, that's good advice for everyone

#348) Tuesday, March 04, 2014
even with no cats, that seems like a decent idea. count me in!

#349) Monday, March 17, 2014
dude, it's puffed-balls!!

#350) Wednesday, April 02, 2014
Shac is staring directly into my soul in this picture

#351) Thursday, April 10, 2014
really nice shot happy birthday! (we knew you could do it!!)

#352) Monday, April 14, 2014
7:26 AM You are the Elaine Benes of Springtime greeting cards 10:46 AM "No, Booty, like this, with your eyes closed."

#353) Wednesday, April 23, 2014
so many phone numbers stuck in brain.... must find better way to recapture this brain space.

#354) Tuesday, April 29, 2014
4/9 (i accidentally hovered over q2 before reading it) that movie/tv plot device is THE WORST

#355) Friday, May 02, 2014
this is wildly inappropriate

#356) Friday, May 09, 2014
i know you mentioned before, and i'm somehow not inclined to google it, so what is the etiquette on tipping for take-out? what question would you like to be asked, but never have been?

#357) Tuesday, May 13, 2014
more like west SCHWING! hubba hubba

#358) Tuesday, June 10, 2014
i can't believe "grilled" didn't make the list

#359) Tuesday, June 24, 2014

#360) Wednesday, June 25, 2014
her shoes spell 1990 to me, too

#361) Friday, July 25, 2014
that is so amazing! they've improved my day by 800% (the math is sound)

#362) Monday, August 04, 2014
true detective rules.

#363) Monday, August 11, 2014
that laptop model number looks like a good password also, parentheses = quotation marks oh, that's another good password: ()=""

#364) Friday, August 22, 2014
awww crap, i missed donuts!

#365) Tuesday, August 26, 2014
lands it

#366) Wednesday, August 27, 2014
classic. Killa was totally getting hassled by cops for smuggling tequila in his tuba

#367) Monday, September 15, 2014
you've done it again!

#368) Wednesday, September 24, 2014
trumpet player exclusiveness! there was no way i was going to miss the next party since all i heard about for the 5 days leading up to it was "BEST MEAT"

#369) Friday, November 14, 2014
solid 8 out of 10. especially considering #3 is a trick question since there's no such thing as a "friend" from fsu. happy friday!

#370) Friday, November 14, 2014
it is odd, i agree. everything i needed to know about BU!, i learned from his blog...

#371) Friday, November 21, 2014
if this were a "match the band with the album title" game, i would not win

#372) Thursday, December 04, 2014
6/10 still crazy after all these years

#373) Thursday, December 04, 2014
my voice is my passport, verify me

#374) Tuesday, December 23, 2014
thank god you're no kelley corbett. the world is busting at the seams with the one... and great work!

#375) Friday, January 09, 2015
1) 1. <=3 2) Tucson. likely Tucson 3) i don't understand exactly how people handle winning the lottery. that education will rule. 4) there's an expensive bottle of scotch out there somewhere with my name on it, and i anticipate justifying that at some point this year

#376) Tuesday, January 13, 2015
"booty itches" is built for spoonerisms

#377) Friday, January 16, 2015
you had me (and the teacher, too, i'm guessing) at "mangy!"

#378) Friday, January 16, 2015
nope, i just find it to be underutilized

#379) Thursday, January 22, 2015
agree. modern family rules the day

#380) Friday, January 23, 2015
Eudora Light!! The go-to email program until I discovered Thunderbird (the go-to email program until I discovered web-based email's virtues)

#381) Tuesday, February 03, 2015
why do many people refuse to drive with their lights on in the rain? corollary: why don't car makers automatically turn on a car's lights when the windshield wipers are engaged?

#382) Tuesday, February 10, 2015

#383) Wednesday, February 11, 2015
also how that child survived while riding his bike without a helmet

#384) Monday, February 16, 2015
that was pretty sweet. not sure what this "snow" thing is; the one desert perk

#385) Monday, March 02, 2015

#386) Wednesday, March 18, 2015
I'll take: "Titles That Should Have Been Rejected" for $100, Mr. Russler.

#387) Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Totally agree about new google maps...awful. In other news, text on your site is running outside of its assigned areas and into images and blue llama backgrounds. This could be a personal problem, but if not, you've been warned.

#388) Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Hmmm, seems to be working for me now. I first noticed it a few days ago, so I reckon I'll just keep it to myself if anything shows up again. Thanks for looking into it!

#389) Tuesday, May 05, 2015
5/10 which = awesome since there's no point in knowing what a puffin is.

#390) Wednesday, May 06, 2015
Likely working very hard preparing for my role as the first ever (citation needed) Properties Manager for the music dept. and preparing for year 6 at VT

#391) Friday, May 08, 2015
unlike hondas, uva is the worst!

#392) Thursday, May 14, 2015
scrotal recall? sold.

#393) Tuesday, June 02, 2015
rebuttal: a game of farting one-upsmanship

#394) Monday, June 15, 2015
I spent my entire weekend waiting for THIS? And moving some boxes to a new house that shortens commute and raises the "cute factor" of where I live.

#395) Tuesday, June 16, 2015

#396) Friday, July 03, 2015
body language is an amazing thing

#397) Tuesday, July 07, 2015
6/10 = genius level* *up for minimal debate

#398) Tuesday, July 14, 2015
I was preparing to make the U-haul road trip from Champaign to anywhere in August. Broke down in Tucson and haven't left since...

#399) Wednesday, July 15, 2015
if everything is art, then nothing is art

#400) Friday, July 17, 2015
it's odd that you could look so happy before actually having met me. perhaps ignorance was bliss back then. the only thing i can think of about potential changes is to suggest that you don't change to the format of a never-ending page just b/c i scroll down. keep up the good work!

#401) Friday, July 17, 2015
should NOT

#402) Friday, July 17, 2015
oh, what i would like to see is how many comments i had at the time of commenting, instead of always seeing my total comments number

#403) Monday, August 03, 2015

#404) Monday, August 24, 2015
in hindsight, i spent my evening looking forward to your upcoming review of silicon valley. i keep going back and forth on whether to start it.

#405) Friday, September 04, 2015
TEAL JACKET! Also, I feel like much of this is just slang to throw people off the scent. I also took a lot of smoked "turkey" to campus.

#406) Thursday, September 10, 2015
looking forward to Narcos! still deciding whether to learn spanish or get better at reading...

#407) Tuesday, September 15, 2015
have a great birthday hemi! I'm celebrating by doing my civic duty in the jury assembly room.

#408) Friday, September 18, 2015
best stand for a 50" tv that has space for several home theater components?

#409) Friday, September 25, 2015
thanks for that. tv probably won't move - there's really only one good spot for it. i'm slightly afraid of mounting the tv to the wall myself, but that mount does fit a sweet price pint. i've given up on surround on any house not pre-wired for it (unless i'm planning to demolize it in the future). just going with center/L/R/sub.

#410) Friday, September 25, 2015
ah, for sure. thanks.

#411) Tuesday, September 29, 2015
the new practice field is so awesome...spoiled brats.

#412) Friday, October 02, 2015
six years in a blink - happy day!

#413) Monday, October 05, 2015
I like that the posted image from anniversary is just of you.

#414) Tuesday, October 06, 2015
fun fact: that quote was given while driving a prius in South Park, CO. SMUG!

#415) Monday, October 12, 2015
like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

#416) Thursday, October 15, 2015
that show RULES

#417) Friday, October 23, 2015
F 1 and 5 confirmed without outside research

#418) Monday, November 09, 2015
I've heard You're the Worst was good - looking forward to a review before I commit.

#419) Wednesday, November 11, 2015
I was in rare (not rare) form that night...

#420) Tuesday, November 17, 2015
who is going to be the next vt football head coach? is there any truth to the rumor that the WHO "bacon=cancer" news a few weeks back made bacon taste way better?

#421) Wednesday, November 18, 2015
that is a bitchin' firebird!

#422) Friday, November 20, 2015
ahem, "exorcise" what with the evil of cats and all...

#423) Tuesday, November 24, 2015
my rack!

#424) Wednesday, December 16, 2015
all i want to see is you in a bunch of URI swag. GO!

#425) Tuesday, December 22, 2015
you're a giant dwarf son

#426) Monday, February 01, 2016
mutual funds PMO FTL!

#427) Tuesday, February 02, 2016

#428) Tuesday, February 09, 2016
Oh man, these are easy so far. 1 - every DM meeting 2 - not too much 3 - sweeeeet burn (mom asking you to go to mars RULES) my questions: barf-b-cue chips, right? blergh. when should i retire?

#429) Tuesday, February 16, 2016
12 of 12 sampler box PYO!

#430) Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Friends and Vibrato for the DEUCE/10!!

#431) Monday, February 29, 2016
they speak for themselves

#432) Friday, March 18, 2016

#433) Tuesday, April 12, 2016
you radically miscounted your beans, hemi

#434) Tuesday, April 12, 2016
maybe it was a three-beer-minimum for the cook

#435) Monday, April 25, 2016
Good Amerinese food IS hard to find... probably has something to do with the pervasive culture of the southwest in my specific situation, but it remains a periodic annoyance.

#436) Tuesday, May 03, 2016
that poster is timeless. ("pmo," bottles, faces, etc.) i find it patently offensive that you'd use it as click bait for a dave-on-dave crime reenactment.

#437) Tuesday, May 03, 2016
genius. the first (tuba) note of the quintet piece was e or eb, fyi.

#438) Tuesday, May 03, 2016
2nd note? It's in there somewhere...

#439) Monday, May 09, 2016
have a really freaky place to wake up from naps in

#440) Tuesday, May 10, 2016
who do you think you are?

#441) Tuesday, May 17, 2016
house of representatives!

#442) Wednesday, May 18, 2016
"if i had a wahoo diploma..."

#443) Tuesday, May 24, 2016
I also enjoyed Conan's review:

#444) Wednesday, June 01, 2016
I want to see this pic in MV trumpet-style with super long fingers and no can in sight.

#445) Wednesday, June 01, 2016

#446) Monday, July 18, 2016
Left the rest of my family in Michigan as I returned home to Tucson. I also left sweet temps in favor of the desert. As such, I promptly scheduled golf yesterday afternoon at 11a to completely submerge myself back into the climate... obviously, the plan backfired when the cart girl came around at the 4th hole and then never again. Cart girl PMO.

#447) Thursday, July 21, 2016
agreed. also, I'm glad you took my lack of writing down a suggestion as a vote for this methodology. 4 more years!

#448) Tuesday, July 26, 2016

#449) Wednesday, July 27, 2016
probably survived due to....HEART i can think of lots of rhymes with south, but none seem appropriate for little boys... or for that matter, anyone.

#450) Wednesday, August 10, 2016

#451) Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Ethan bday shout out! you da man

#452) Monday, August 29, 2016
I'm so shocked that something named "wahoo fish tacos" sucked.

#453) Thursday, September 15, 2016
missed it by thattttt much. my bad - hope you had a great one!

#454) Monday, September 19, 2016
looking forward to the Dell review! spending money on a new (to me) car since 6 cylinders and 2 doors does not equal awesome with 2 kids

#455) Monday, October 03, 2016
meow! have a great one

#456) Monday, October 10, 2016
they spelled Uri! wrong...

#457) Monday, November 07, 2016
2/10 i do not accept the results of this.

#458) Monday, November 14, 2016
more like soft-boiled salmonella...blergh!

#459) Friday, November 18, 2016
i'm going to continue pronouncing it "orgy" family, because that is what it was missing all along

#460) Monday, November 21, 2016
wow. good for you, hemi. i look forward to hearing how the (essentially) "complete opposite of your old job" works out. adventures if nothing else. sweet success, no doubt!

#461) Wednesday, December 21, 2016
i choose to believe that this shot was taken using the camera in the background and an elaborate system of mirrors. and i echo freshman year.

#462) Monday, January 02, 2017
wonderful! sleep now, or forever forgo your peace.

#463) Wednesday, January 25, 2017

#464) Monday, February 20, 2017
Doobie Uri Christopher Uri either would be perfection. use of both, divine.

#465) Wednesday, February 22, 2017

#466) Wednesday, February 22, 2017
hmmm, maybe not. too bad though... our little girl still has short hair since she hasn't been alive for very long. so when her grandfather posts a picture of her holding big brother's baseball bat and calls her a "bat boy," people reply to how handsome our little (trans) baby (girl) is. maybe you could look into the option of a temporary gender assignment option for the birth certificate. "subject to change/interpretation"?

#467) Friday, February 24, 2017
i was their last week, and.... yep, still a thing

#468) Friday, April 07, 2017
C is for Creepy with that Delerium cover... yikes!

#469) Friday, April 28, 2017
I wish your doula's name was Oblongata so you could have "met doula Oblongata." wait, is it?

#470) Monday, May 22, 2017
desert living finally caught up with a tire on my car, so i had a 4-inch thorn removed from its sidewall. this resulted in having to replace the tire, but luckily only the one. then an overdue carwash with a side of ice cream sandwich to keep the 5-yr-old interested. on sunday we celebrated the return of brutally hot (100+) temps with soup and grilled cheese at the in-laws. as ever, good wine.

#471) Friday, July 07, 2017
Wonderful news - hooray! And excellent work not waiting until past midnight in attempt to steal my birthday.

#472) Friday, July 14, 2017

#473) Wednesday, August 16, 2017
that's a great choice. I made the same one when Ethan was born (if you count getting laid off and not going back to work a choice). It's time you can never get back, so I'm glad you're lucky enough to get to embrace it!

#474) Friday, September 15, 2017
have a great one, hemi!

#475) Wednesday, September 20, 2017
I didn't realize Nick Offerman was in the movie until I saw it. But agreed, he nailed it. And Michael Keaton does a great I'm-not-sure-if-i-hate-him-but-he-sure-is-sleazy character.

#476) Monday, October 02, 2017
data schmata... new hypothesis then: you're insane.

#477) Wednesday, October 04, 2017
have a great one!

#478) Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Chief hemi in charge of minutes??

#479) Wednesday, October 25, 2017
good pint. best to keep it off resumes. no requests for references will be returned.

#480) Wednesday, November 01, 2017
Tucson, AZ. It'll be 85 today. I work in fundraising to help people give money when they die. The child-monsters are 6 and 1.5. Big things include celebrating the big memory of marriage for 10 years. Hawaii next week. I will not be celebrating the final that I took the day after the wedding during business school. Planning is for suckers.

#481) Monday, November 20, 2017
hoarse to pony isn't bad. to stretch, i'm thinking "mai' little pony"

#482) Friday, December 01, 2017
we've got a sophie and that very "ipod" as well. hi baby

#483) Friday, December 01, 2017
haha, yes! it's also one of those toys that reminds that babies will often show their love of a toy by slamming it into their face. so fun... yet so hard.

#484) Wednesday, December 20, 2017
oh oh oh, good idea for a post - thanks. also, all babies should get a B for the same reason all cookies get a C and all Doobies get a D

#485) Wednesday, December 20, 2017
hmm, every system has its flaws...

#486) Friday, January 19, 2018
i very much wanted to stop reading at number 3, just for solidarity. thank god i didn't, because the payoff in number 10 is fantastic!

#487) Wednesday, February 14, 2018
nice. feb 13 contact - no red flags! and how many of your profile pictures had women in them? i presume this was a strategy of some kind? clearly worked though...

#488) Wednesday, February 14, 2018
ha, yes, that is sad. mostly because having pictures of yourself with me has gotten countless males a wife. there's probably something to be said for doing it the old fashioned way.

#489) Friday, March 02, 2018
agree - BLL NPMO

#490) Friday, March 02, 2018
deal. what's halfway, texarkana? also, i'm glad i noticed the following within the one year grace period. her initials are MU. that is very close to being awesome. still, it should be obvious that maia should be the middle name, and first name should have been delta. carrying on...

#491) Friday, March 02, 2018
haha. awesome.

#492) Thursday, March 08, 2018
girl meets world

#493) Friday, May 04, 2018
BCS is magnificent... i hope it gets tied up well. I enjoyed 3 Billboards as well, though i'm not sure i fully bought some of the changes of heart. That said, the ending didn't pmo

#494) Friday, June 01, 2018
shots fired on AmShu! I would contend that she was funny, and now she's vulgar. So, in that way, she's vulgar and funny. intentional deception and/or distraction via contraction or acronym is npmo. (as opposed to doing so by contraction AND acronym, which is probably just gratuitous.)

#495) Monday, June 25, 2018
BU is on the right.

#496) Friday, July 20, 2018
Fake news. the internet is perfect

#497) Friday, July 27, 2018
not having subtitles is the DVD equivalent of being a fire hazard.

#498) Friday, August 10, 2018
the only morning song is roger kellaway's for tuba

#499) Wednesday, August 22, 2018
Layla was as harsh as your teachers' comments were bland

#500) Monday, September 03, 2018
appreciate the look at Safe. I tried it a few months/weeks ago and haven't picked it up since. Maybe i'll give it another shot now.

#501) Monday, October 15, 2018
I think the gas pump sign actually said "NEVER STOP ASKING." And no option to decline... more informational than anything.

#502) Wednesday, November 21, 2018
it seems impossible that anyone else could put these in chronological order. if you just gave me this year and 12 years ago, i would not be sure... you're the man!

#503) Wednesday, January 02, 2019
BUTooth. Lands it!

#504) Wednesday, January 09, 2019
I hear you're looking for the Candyman, b-------

#505) Friday, January 25, 2019
Barry is soooooooo good

#506) Monday, February 04, 2019
Who are you? Some people call me Chris, but probably not anybody who reads this. Where do you live? "The old pueblo" - tucson, az How does the URI! Zone fit into your daily routine? It opens week-daily as part of my "open all 12 tabs to get your news" experience. so, careful what you say, because it probably makes its way into my daily conversations as "facts i read that probably aren't from the internet"

#507) Monday, February 11, 2019
her pay-per-comment ratio is HIGH!! i'll make some suggestions for adjs that may make you reconsider that stance (although i agree that nicknames must be given): -filthy -humble -homely -stinky -dopey -sneezy -ok, any of the dwarfs -chaste -experimental -mental -magic!!!!!!

#508) Monday, February 18, 2019
I'll take BU on the right...aka, the side with the empty wine glass.

#509) Friday, March 01, 2019
good girls: exactly! man, i can't remember a more solid B. your description is eerily accurate. it's great for plane viewing...

#510) Friday, March 22, 2019
Ha, interesting point (pint!) - my free time evaporated less than one month from adding that totally worthwhile comment in 7/2011...

#511) Wednesday, April 10, 2019
agreed. I can't wait to see when Ralph Breaks the Internet gets the rare, highly coveted, F-

#512) Wednesday, April 17, 2019
It seems unlikely (to me) that drum major auditions held by the xo (as i recall, ME, at the time) would have allowed such shenanigans. That said, i do recall a rather heated discussion by leadership in dave mckee's office about who should win. I was far less diplomatic in those days. (read also, not at all.)

#513) Wednesday, April 24, 2019
i remember that haircut!

#514) Wednesday, May 08, 2019
ohhhhhh.... number 5. to dream...

#515) Friday, July 26, 2019
Yes. Ralph BTI is a B+ if I didn't see the first one. F- if I did... which I did.

#516) Wednesday, September 11, 2019
there i am!! by the way, your snark is noted. here's a good way to remember: - your mom swims out to meet cruise shipS - tech took the lead in the 4th quarter of the national championship_ with a score of 29-28 ... and later the game ended.

#517) Wednesday, September 11, 2019
history will remember hokie express for being awesome, that's for sure.

#518) Monday, September 16, 2019
hope it was a great one, hemi!

#519) Friday, September 20, 2019
all of these are quite decent. some potential amendments for your next 40 yrs: 3) "...more than 0 sours or 30 IPAs..." 7) "Always skip coleslaw, pickles, and mushrooms. They're awful..."

#520) Wednesday, September 25, 2019
not pictured for some unknown reason: me

#521) Wednesday, October 09, 2019
airport poutine ftw!

#522) Monday, October 21, 2019
this is amazing and magical...and far too easy to relate to!

#523) Friday, November 01, 2019
game night is great for an airplane. we also would have accepted "fatt damon."

#524) Monday, November 25, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving!

#525) Friday, January 03, 2020
having more than zero pickles on anything should make it an automatic F-

#526) Friday, January 03, 2020
you're infected. quarantine immediately. make final plans.

#527) Monday, January 20, 2020
chernobyl ruled. the miniseries, not the place.

#528) Friday, February 21, 2020
nicely done! I've got plenty more DIU (do-it-uri!-self) work for you if you ever make it out to the desert...

#529) Monday, March 09, 2020
is it my imagination, or do the bunnies in the Patient Car all look like they have the carrot-ona virus?

#530) Wednesday, March 18, 2020
this is classic Ronnie! during my 2 years at Illinois, i learned more about playing chamber music from him than i ever thought possible. but it all had very little to do with the mechanics of playing a brass instrument.

#531) Wednesday, April 08, 2020
yes on American Vandal! look forward to trying some of the others. thanks

#532) Friday, April 10, 2020
meryl streep deserves every award for that performance in BLL

#533) Friday, April 17, 2020
jury-rigged: the verdict is.... still out. i'll take bu on the left (even though i don't see any bunnies in there)

#534) Wednesday, June 10, 2020
oh we were all so innocent then...

#535) Monday, June 29, 2020
that's an A+ shot!

#536) Friday, July 10, 2020
ha, our 4yo woke up today and immediately asked, "does every nick jr show have hot lava that can kill you?"

#537) Wednesday, July 22, 2020
hemi-way and lark-spu. this calendar has it all!

#538) Friday, August 07, 2020
nice - i've been wanting to check out middleditch and superstore. thanks!

#539) Friday, August 21, 2020
the only thing thomas jefferson ever stole was liberty...

#540) Tuesday, September 15, 2020
that '91 tiger beat cover photo is still tops! have a super day!!

#541) Wednesday, September 23, 2020
Hmmm, that is some time. We'll have to plan a post-covid, child-filled get together at the Hanna-Corbett estate in 2022.

#542) Friday, October 02, 2020
checkered flag tattoo ftw!

#543) Friday, November 13, 2020
haha, and results in 100% happiness!

#544) Monday, December 07, 2020
Hazel (at 4 yrs 10 mths) says: purple elf candy apple juice big bunny (biggest stuffed animal) making dragonfly crafts enchanted forest board game saturn! xmas tired of living in a house collecting things (sticks, pine cones, rocks, etc.) I like to make friendship bracelets for everybody

#545) Monday, January 04, 2021
I'll take 'em all. Great list!

#546) Wednesday, January 13, 2021
Azul is a fun and beautiful game!!

#547) Wednesday, February 24, 2021
For Azul - we like it more with more than two players. But I agree, the feeling of screwing somebody else seems to outweigh the feeling of doing something awesome for yourself. Still, extra points for beauty of the game!

#548) Friday, March 05, 2021
vice principals rules

#549) Friday, March 12, 2021
very nice!

#550) Monday, April 26, 2021
21" - nice long baybay!!

#551) Wednesday, April 28, 2021
this was glorious

#552) Friday, April 30, 2021
evil mike +1

#553) Monday, August 02, 2021
the weather talk on this site is still super choice.

#554) Friday, September 03, 2021
i think you should leave is soooooo weird. i can't always distinguish what's great from what's totally unbearable. i certainly didn't realize that the line was so fine between those two pints...

#555) Wednesday, September 15, 2021
it was your birthday! sorry i missed it day-of, so maybe let me be early for next year. hope it was a good one.

#556) Wednesday, September 29, 2021
hold up; h for thursday, but s for saturday and sunday? pmo.

#557) Monday, November 08, 2021
fuschia description is glorious. snes rainbow road was how i kept my blood pressure up as a child...what a nightmare.

#558) Monday, November 15, 2021
I think we have that very same puzzle, but with more pieces. It's mighty fine, but kids these days treat puzzles like books, and before long, they can do them blindfolded...

#559) Wednesday, December 15, 2021
haha - had the exact same reaction!! and, perhaps spurred entirely by the caption, that july picture rules

#560) Friday, January 21, 2022
oh, which azul rules did you miss?

#561) Friday, January 21, 2022
ahhhhh - yes, pyo important

#562) Wednesday, February 02, 2022
should have stayed with football team. i loathe myself for being a fan. nothing good will ever happen so long as danny still owns the team...

#563) Wednesday, February 02, 2022
hail to the commies, hail PMO

#564) Monday, February 14, 2022
haha liking v. licking. good either way

#565) Monday, March 21, 2022
dude. a pony. and i'm pretty sure i recognize that glorious costco rainbow cake! may or may not be able to confirm the deliciousness of wine out of a my little pony foam cup...

#566) Wednesday, April 06, 2022
I can't speak to the rest of it, but I can absolutely imagine wanting to get as far from tallahassee as possible at any time of day.

#567) Friday, April 29, 2022
palm springs was way more not bad than i thought it would be. totally worth the watch.

#568) Monday, May 16, 2022
it's summer in the desert, so my fair skin hides from the light of day. luckily there's always shade on the internets!

#569) Wednesday, June 01, 2022
rigged. also, could be reasonably argued that rebecca's answers bring negative monetary value since children, in my experience, are cost centers... early odds for next year's census put my (rounded down) odds at 3:2

#570) Monday, August 01, 2022
new feature - yesssssss!

#571) Wednesday, August 10, 2022
#9 could move up a peg (or 8) #12 could also. especially if you could develop a generic process for others doing so from scratch.

#572) Monday, August 29, 2022
your honesty was touching. i second Rebecca's comment

#573) Monday, September 05, 2022
so good

#574) Thursday, September 15, 2022
looking swell! swole? both! have a great one

#575) Monday, October 03, 2022

#576) Friday, October 07, 2022
agree: reservation dogs absolutely rules

#577) Monday, October 17, 2022
who do you think you are? also, how long before gas cars aren't a thing anymore?

#578) Wednesday, December 07, 2022
that thumb direction must have been from living with Kelley!

#579) Wednesday, March 29, 2023
iguana on a jetski, please!

#580) Wednesday, August 16, 2023
Polifrone was quite a hilarious crackpot

#581) Friday, September 15, 2023
keep up the great work, hemi!

#582) Wednesday, September 20, 2023
ahem, "okay, bloomer," perhaps?

#583) Wednesday, September 27, 2023
I had a similar feeling/experience from 'doon. I found myself wanting to keep going but then not being sad when I stopped...

#584) Monday, October 02, 2023
happy anniversarary!

#585) Friday, October 20, 2023
yes, severance season two will dictate how the rest of my time on earth will be categorized. to paraphrase m. g. scott, my only edit is that you may have forgotten about A + +

#586) Friday, October 27, 2023
gemstones! upcoming seasons are ... interesting, but worth it for more walton v danny insanity.

#587) Wednesday, November 01, 2023

#588) Monday, November 27, 2023

#589) Friday, March 01, 2024
yeah, same-ish on Fargo disappointing... pmo. john hamm is deliciously unlikeable.

#590) Friday, March 22, 2024
much appreciated

#591) Wednesday, April 17, 2024
i'm still lovin that jacket.

#592) Monday, April 22, 2024
lol 2007

#593) Friday, July 19, 2024
axel f: and oy, judge reinhold's face was particularly jarring