Marriage Media Monday

Jack and Kristy were married on Saturday and are currently spending nine days in Fiji for their honeymoon! Jack is the oldest childhood friend that I still regularly keep in touch with. Booty likes ribbons.

The ceremony was held at the Holy Trinity Catholic Church in Georgetown. The bridal party outnumbered the guests fourteen-thousand and five to one.

After the ceremony, guests threw a rice substitute that smelled like candy (and, according to at least one guest, tasted like it too). Jack was confused by the rapidly foaming champagne. Paparazzi photographers abounded.

I'm only including this picture for the womenfolk. All women have a centerpiece fetish.

The reception was held at the River Bend Country Club in Great Falls and the filet mignon was so soft you could cut it just by staring at it.

The first dance was done to "Fly Me To the Moon" and involved at least four spins. Jack must have done some hardcore practicing.

After dancing, all the guests who couldn't afford the eighty-thousand dollar membership fee of the country club took advantage of the empty greens before being chased away by sprinklers.

Congratulations!

There are more pictures up on my Facebook account, and I'll get them added to the Photos section here in the next couple weeks.