Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Foraging

I front-loaded this two-week pay period with additional hours working last weekend, which allowed me to take today off without using up any leave. Front-loading is a highly recommended practice since it results in free vacation days, and since rear-loading just sounds dirty.

I'll be spending today watching the second season of Dexter and working on a top secret website project codenamed BUVite. Rather than toss out a Fragments column today, I decided that I would post a list of some recent search-engine queries that brought people here, and then satisfy their needs as best as I could.

  • Jonathan Ke fish lips

  • Jim Henson's Chun King Ad: Actually it was Stan Freberg who theorized that ancient Chinese people eat hot dogs every day. You can listen to this here (500KB MP3).

  • warez mexico: This might be the most common search term in my history -- apparently pirated software is big south of the border. However, in the URI! Zone, this term refers to the listserv flame war that started when Dave McGarry was forced into hard labour by the Mexican police.

  • blog kathy biddick: You can find Kathy's blog in the sidebar. She hasn't updated in years though.

  • plant terrariums, mikado: I suppose that if Gilbert and Sullivan wrote about terrariums in their opera, the song might have come out like this:
      Behold the Lord High Plant Terrarium
      It's made for leaves not water like aquariums
      You plant the seeds and they shall germinate
      And keep the aphids, please do not exterminate!

  • Describe Mendelssohn, Concerto for Violin in E minor 1st Movement: Bendy.

  • Hot Alyssa Milano Pics:

  • simple intersting short news about tatu: They're still bad.

  • shawna johnson gymnastics pics: For the record, I did gymnastics in elementary school with Shawna, not Shawn.

  • mike monday stella attar jump: You can download it here (3MB MP3)

  • swallowing pencils and pooping diamonds: WHAT

  • Whatever happened to Dr. Callender?: He's still at FSU.

  • stuffonmybaby:

  • step-by-step instructions on how to pee in a cup for women:
    1. Depants.
    2. Hover over cup.
    3. Pee.
  • Ignore that logo under the tape
    Woman bash serial bottom pincher
    San Marcos Officer Gets Death Threats For 'It's Just a Dog' Comment

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