Monday, August 25, 2008

Bad Joke Day

While organizing my document archive (and wondering if I'm the only person in the universe to have a document archive), I came across a collection of original jokes that Rebecca and I invented last year. It was obviously intended to be the germ for a childrens' joke book that would make us rich and famous and able to retire at 29, but hasn't seen any new jokes added in at least nine months.

Highlight the space below each question to see the horrible inanity that follows.

Q: Why did the space alien eat the comet instead of the astronaut?


Q: What do Chinese worms eat for dinner?


Q: What kind of sound do baby frogs make?


Q: Why was the man deported from Helsinki?


Q: What do you call a monk that fell in the pool?


Q: What do you call a hippie that works in a plant nursery?


Q: What does the fish sandwich say after the election?


Q: Where do hippos get advanced degrees?

Share your own bad jokes in the comments section!

Boy in hospital after backfire from his backfire
Plop-plop the unruly emu is tasered
Cop: Sex with prostitute wasn't fun
Which fruit is the funniest?

Apples (0 votes, 0.0%)

Oranges (0 votes, 0.0%)

Bananas (5 votes, 35.7%)


Lemons (0 votes, 0.0%)

Huckleberries (9 votes, 64.3%)


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