Weird Search Day

or "how I stumbled upon the URI! Zone"

It's time for another round of strange Google keyword searches that lead to my site. All of these searches were actually performed by peculiar people over the last couple of months.

did totino's change their recipe there are no seeds in it
At least on the East Coast, Totino's pizzas still have seasoning seeds on them. The only noticeable change is that the packaging now tells you to cook the pizza for three additional minutes, as if that will protect you from the E. coli on the pepperoni.

john tesh wedding registry dishes

Start your marriage off on the right foot by eating green beans off of John Tesh's face.

where is josquin phoenix

After a rambling, incoherent cantus firmus on the David Letterman show, famed composer, Josquin Phoenix, gave up on masses altogether and retired from the public eye.

tiger scent markings buttered popcorn
If tigers have scent markings that smell anything like Booty's anal glands, they definitely do NOT smell like buttered popcorn.

grinnell alums on world of warcraft

Given the paucity of night life in Grinnell, Iowa, I bet that there are plenty of alumni who cultivated a Warcraft addiction in college and continue to play today.

MICKEY MOUSE STAINLESS STEAL TOASTERS DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FOR SALE THAT IS NEW PRODUCT
WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE FOR SALE IF YOUR JUST GOING TO STEAL THEM

Atlantic puffin breading season

Every season is breading season... with Mrs. Paul's!

Kelley Corbett trumpet
The number of web searches for Kelley Corbett has spiked ever since he won in some recent audition -- this is scientifically expected, because the standard MO for trumpeters who receive second place or lower in any competition is to come up with reasons to trash talk the winner. Since May 27, I've had 32 searches for "Kelley Corbett trumpet" and 1 for "is demolay a cult?"

Pa. pair born in same hospital on same day to wed
Inmates' uniforms make them easy to spot
Frugal woman leaves behind $4.5M

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