Story Day

I have no idea what's going on with all of you clowns because those of you with blogs are treating the task of updating as a mere suggestion (not unlike dynamics in a tenor sax sheet music), and those of you without blogs are opaque enigmas (like the guy who gave Everybody Loves Raymond nine seasons). So today, I order you to share a brief anecdote in the comments section from one of the following topic areas:

• Tell us one mishap that occurred that would have been really embarrassing, but luckily went unnoticed by the people around you.
• Tell me a small life tip that has improved your life in some way.
• Tell me one off-the-wall aspiration you have that will not get accomplished but is fun to think about.

For your reading pleasure, here are other stories that people have told in the past six years: