Census Day

It's been over three years since I last held a census, and in that time, I've picked up lurkers from such exotic locations as Washington State, Alabama, and San Diego. Even if you have never posted before, take the time today to click on the "comments" link in the lower right and reply to my census -- I would love to know who reads or subscribes to my tripe so I can tailor future updates to your interests! (If you read the URI! Zone from a feed, you will need to follow the link from the actual site, which protects it from spam-bots).

1. Who are you?
2. How do you know me?
3. How and when did you find this site?
4. Where is your website?
5. What would you like to say to the rest of us?

To encourage replies, one random census-taker will be selected to win their choice of a prize:

Prize #1: A nearly pristine edition of Music Theory From Zarlino to Schenker: A Bibliography and Guide

This five-hundred page tome will make you the most popular know-it-all at the next Society of Music Theory conference and has a street value of $85. I will even pretend to be the author and sign it. Delivery charges not included.

Prize #2: A $10 gift certificate to Amazon.com

By accepting this prize, you will also know what it was like to be one of the underpaid millions who performed in in my undergraduate recital. FREE SUPER SAVER SHIPPING.

I will leave the census open for a couple weeks to catch all the people with babies that no longer visit daily. Thanks!