Monday, May 05, 2008

Plan Day

Much like the third season of LOST (but without an obnoxious Kate character or any mention of tattoos), my 2008 is divided into two standalone sections. The first four months were a self-contained mini-series during which I ended up going to Europe. The last eight months are more open-ended, giving me room to pursue other projects that might come along. Here is a sneak peek of what you can expect:

  • May: Attend a graduation and a wedding, or a wedding occurring at a graduation if I'm pressed for time. Create another concrete slab outside my house to increase the amount of poisonous run-off leeching into the Potomac River. Install a wireless network in my house so I don't have to keep sync'ing up the MP3 collections on all four computers.

  • June: Get a Loudoun County library card so I can read more books that I haven't read before. Sign up for FIOS, if they ever finish laying the cables in my neighbourhood. Remove my wisdom teeth (or get someone to do it for me).

  • July: Attain the next level of Java Certification to appease the gods of Performance Management and Salary Control. Install Linux on one of my home computers. Put down laminate flooring in the basement bathroom. All of these activities can be done in my home, because July is about hot as balls.

  • August: No plans yet. What do YOU think I should do this month?

  • September: Turn 29. Go to the beach.

  • October: Plan, review, and implement a CMMI Level 3 compliant Halloween Party.

  • November: Eat lots of Thanksgiving food ALL MONTH LONG, including cheese soup and bacon-wrapped scallops. (fat)

  • December: Write a musical about the life of Mike Catania. Or, do absolutely nothing.
  • As you can see, the closer months are more jam-packed with activities, but the later ones will probably fill up quickly. Of course, this website will continue to be updated daily so you can read it at work and use up one billable hour (this is my contribution to the stimulation of the economy).

    And if I get really bored, I'll learn how to play the accordion. What are you going to do with the rest of your year?

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