Thursday, October 23, 2008
Weird Search Day
or "how I stumbled upon the URI! Zone"
Here is the most recent collection of weird search terms for the site. Though the original searchers may have left feeling unfulfilled, future searchers will no doubt be satisfied by my attempts to providing meaningful results.
malcolm in the middle sleep shirtless
I've gotten a scary number of repeat hits for this search, which was featured in the previous edition of Weird Search Day. I had no idea that there was a subculture in our society fixated on whether Frankie Muniz lets his chest hair hang out at night.
kristen bell eclaire
cheat at macgamut / faking practica musica progress
MacGamut and Practica Musica are two (ineptly coded) programs that track the ear training progress of freshman music majors all over the country. You have two options if you are struggling with these programs: practice more, or switch to Business. (The third alternative, take my wonderful ear training class, has been discontinued since 2003). Honestly, if you can't handle this, how far do you expect to get in your field of study?
how to sleep surround dreadlord
Have your Dreadlord cast Sleep on the opposing player's Hero. Take a control group of ghouls and Move them to a point beyond the location of the Hero. When the ghouls are evenly distributed around the Hero, right-click on him to attack from all directions. If you simply right-click without first moving past him, your ghouls will only attack from one side, and the Hero will have plenty of space to flee.
Always be sure to stretch before performing these, because you might ear a muscle.
What is the "bad word" that Draco Malfoy used to describe Hermione and other wizards like her?
Obviously, someone was assigned to read Harry Potter in school, and typed in a quiz question verbatim. The correct answer is "Mudblood".
Final Fantasy pantie pooping stories
When I saw this in my logs, I was 100% sure it would have originated from Japan, but instead, it came from Lorain, Ohio. Seek help. Please.
orchestra subbing etiquette
Bring your own instrument. Do not tell the first chair player that you've "heard better music in the crapper". Do not tune to A445 just because you're foreign. Do not write on the borrowed sheet music with a Sharpie. Do not be better than the musician you subbed for.
celebrity yearbook picture chad kroeger
jogging booty pics
Booty does not jog yet, because she still has trouble tying (and fitting into) her running shoes.
Happy Birthday Jason!
Man arrested after receiving sexual favours from a car wash vacuum
Fire crew hunt esaped hamster
Man finds racial slur on receipt
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