Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Weird Search Day
or "How I stumbled upon the URI! Zone"
how to make gangster hats out of construction paper
Start with a ribbed paper plate (for your pleasure) and paint it completely black for the brim. Roll a piece of grey construction paper into a cylinder (or a Moebius strip if you are a savvy gangster that isn't quite what he seems). Secure with tape or gum.
pepco prostitution ring
A prostitution ring at the highest levels of PEPCO management was able to remain a closely-guarded secret for quite a few years, until one unfortunate period of media attention when the "manholes" kept erupting prematurely.
how can i find swiss swatch in reston virginia or somewhere else
If you wanted to find a Swatch somewhere else, why even mention Reston? That's like asking, "Where can I buy a pup tent that's blue or not blue?"
"marc nagy" near salt lake city
prostitute house in Sterling Virginia
You can rent the room in my basement for $150 an hour, but you'll have to provide your own prostitute.
Duration of a URI in an older cat
When someone from my family is swallowed whole by an elderly cat, they can usually withstand the gastrointestinal acids for several days. This is mainly because cats are very small, and can only consume a foot or a hand at a time -- by the time the URI is in danger of digestion, he or she will probably have shaken the cat off and thrown it against a barn. As a side postulate, only barn cats are fierce enough to take on a URI.
satellite pictures of chad kroeger's house
"underdog to wonderdog" annoying
But at least it doesn't feature Ty Pennington trying to offload free Sears appliances on the pups.
reasons for swan ostracization
Even though swans mate for life (in cygnus and in health), brief periods of isolation help to prevent the spread of swan flu.
free giant flytrap online games where you destroy cities
Coincidentally, this is the plot of the next World of Warcraft expansion. Petey Piranha falls through a warp gate in Super Mario Galaxy and ends up in Stormwind Harbor, pissed off and ready to devour a city.
Man finds his wedding ring on the ocean floor
London ATMs to use Cockney
Moose ugly, but healthy
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