Weird Search Day
or "how I stumbled upon the URI! Zone"
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what temp does a fire blanket get up to on a frystation
It starts innocently, with this entry level McDonald's employee throwing things on the deep fat fryer. Before you know it, he's starting wildfires in Australia.
"statement of work" for a camping trip
Scope of Work: to live and sleep in the woods
Location of Work: the woods
Period of Performance: Friday night to Saturday morning
Deliverables Schedule: S'mores must be ready NLT 10 PM.
Applicable Standards: Campsite must be CMMI Level 3 compliant. Tent setup must adhere to written processes.
really bad "your cat's so fat" jokes
Your cat's so fat, she has eleven lives.
Your cat's so fat, she sinks in the litter box when she pees.
Your cat's so fat, she rolled over a lab puppy and turned it into a pug.
Your cat's so fat, she lands on her yards instead of her feet.
Your cat's so fat, she says, "WEow".
Your cat's so fat, Virginia Tech put a glass window in her belly.
Your cat's so fat, she poops smaller cats.
Your cat's so fat, she sank the Eukanuba.
Your cat's so fat, she's in the bourgeoisie.
Your cat's so fat, she falls on the wall.
watch "mrs doubtfire" online for free no money no hassle
I would think that watching Mrs. Doubtfire at all would implicitly be a hassle, especially if they're really planning a sequel.
pepsi's effect on radish growth
Growing radishes in Pepsi doesn't make them any larger, although it gives their flavor a little pop.
having sex on mcafee's knob
Assuming, for a moment, that you are referring to the location in southwestern Virginia, and you're not having sex with someone named McAfee, I'd recommend bringing a blanket -- the peak is rather inhospitable for intercourse.
illustrated drawing of dennis the menace getting a bare bottom spanking
Only very rarely is Dennis ever seen without his trademark overalls, so this is the best I could do.
fox news female anchors in leather
While FOX News is, indeed, a rogues' gallery, I'm guessing that you probably won't find pictures of the anchors in this attire.
an albino Emu eating a hot dog covered in ants
Your Internet scavenger hunt is complete, sir.
LOST soundtrack michael maggiano
The soundtrack from LOST was written by Michael Giacchino -- he has nothing to do with serving oversized portions of delicious Italian food.
The Komodo Uri is capable of running at an upwards of twenty miles per hour, which allows it to chase and down strips of bacon in the wild.
Student expelled for eyebrow shaver
Woman places fake ads to boost salary
Missing baby found in sandwich
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