Weird Search Day

or "How I stumbled upon the URI! Zone"

Today is Mike's (of Mike's and Chompy's) lucky day, since the number of strange Google searches are increasing exponentially, and leaving enough search terms for more than one Weird Search Day this month!

frottage in wave pool
It seems almost oxymoronic to have dry humping in the water, not to mention dangerous, since you might be in flagrante when struck by a fat kid on an inner-tube. This is not sexy.

ask jeeves is it OK to fly 2 weeks after having wisdom teeth removed?
HEAVENS NO!! THERES A PRESSURE CHANGE WHEN YOU GO UP IN A PLANE AND ALL THE BLOOD IN UR BODY WILL SHOOT OUT THROUGH THE HOLES IN UR GUMS AND FLOAT AROUND THE CABIN. THEN ULL GO INTO SHOCK AND DIE. PLZ STAY HOME 4 AT LEAST 5 WEEKS. THX, JEEVES.

frankie muniz nut punch
I'm afraid that I'll need further information to answer your query. Are you interested in punching Frankie Muniz in the crotch, or would you like to learn more about his line of delicious after-school beverages made with real walnuts?

roller hockey "mike catania"

Mike Catania was the right winger on the Lowell Lunchies until he was permanently banned from the game after a post-game fight with the center of the opposing team, Mass(achusetts) Attack, who he claimed had struck his teammate in the eyeball.

dwarfs little people sterling va
Just because we need to stand on a chair or the counter to reach the top shelf doesn't mean you have license to call us dwarves.

funny coxswain pictures
How about a Coxswain Fail video instead?

what is the name of the penis-shaped building in Barcelona?

The proper name of the edifice is Torre Agbar, but you can just call it Richard.

volleyball dicking
Although I myself have never heard of anyone playing volleyball with that part of their body, I suppose it could be an option if you were well-endowed and lacked arms. For strategy, I would recommend sticking with the BUMP and the SET -- unless you are a contortionist acrobat, you'll have troubles with the SPIKE.

marion barry party animal T-shirt

what can you suck in, besides helium, to make your voice funny and high pitched

• Hydrogen


• A weasel


• A dollop of wasabi


• Estrogen

Freed dolphin promptly eaten by sharks
Film effects are battleground between chip rivals
Boy in car chase avoiding church

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