List Day: Ten Bathroom Habits

When I travel, I always pack up my toothbrush early, then have to take it out for one last brush and forget it on the counter. This is why I now keep two toothbrushes in the toothbrush cup.

I start flossing from the front of my mouth and work towards the sides. I also floss the top row before the bottoms.

My toilet paper roll is always set up to roll off the top. Underolling is unacceptable.

I brush the left side of my mouth first, but this is also because I only chew on the left side. The right side is for decoration, apparently.

I grab four to five sheets of TP at a time, and then fold them, rather than wad them into a clump.

I only have a goatee because keeping a chin clean-shaven is annoying, and ingrown hairs are the worst.

Showers are more about waking up and getting my brain fired up for the day than getting clean.

I've been cutting my own hair for over two and a half years, usually every three and a half weeks or so. My bathroom mirrors are set up so I can see the back of my head.

When in an unfamiliar restroom of questionable sanitation, I flush with my shoe.

At home, if it's yellow, I will let it mellow.

Good luck to Kathy, who defends her dissertation tomorrow!

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