Monday, March 16, 2009

List Day: Ten Bathroom Habits

  • When I travel, I always pack up my toothbrush early, then have to take it out for one last brush and forget it on the counter. This is why I now keep two toothbrushes in the toothbrush cup.

  • I start flossing from the front of my mouth and work towards the sides. I also floss the top row before the bottoms.

  • My toilet paper roll is always set up to roll off the top. Underolling is unacceptable.

  • I brush the left side of my mouth first, but this is also because I only chew on the left side. The right side is for decoration, apparently.

  • I grab four to five sheets of TP at a time, and then fold them, rather than wad them into a clump.

  • I only have a goatee because keeping a chin clean-shaven is annoying, and ingrown hairs are the worst.

  • Showers are more about waking up and getting my brain fired up for the day than getting clean.

  • I've been cutting my own hair for over two and a half years, usually every three and a half weeks or so. My bathroom mirrors are set up so I can see the back of my head.

  • When in an unfamiliar restroom of questionable sanitation, I flush with my shoe.

  • At home, if it's yellow, I will let it mellow.
  • Good luck to Kathy, who defends her dissertation tomorrow!

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    If it's brown...

    flush it down. (5 votes, 50.0%)


    make it drown. (1 vote, 10.0%)


    go to town. (1 vote, 10.0%)


    send in the clown. (3 votes, 30.0%)


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