Friday, March 06, 2009

Busy at Work Day

Haikus from the Ninth Grade

In the evening sun,
the little green lizard basks,
on a garden wall.

A river so still
Images like a mirror
Someone throws a rock.

The ants always work
Toiling all day and night.
Don't they ever sleep?

Llama is a beast.
A llama has no llandllord.
Llamas llike the lleaves.

My grandfather clock
makes a steady ticking. My
grandfather does not.

Life of a Kleenex
is actually quite short.
From tree to the trash.

A chair is to sit.
A carpet is to stand on.
But where do you squat?

The cookie is gone.
Its life was taken by a
man with a hammer.

The eyebrow is not
an eye or a brow because
it is a hairline.

There was an earthworm.
Then there was a large fire ax.
There are two earthworms.

Each diagonal
of a rhombus bisects two
angles of rhombus.

The fishstick is not
a fish or a stick because
it is a fungus.

The Evil Weevil
He lost his Boll in a storm.
Now he is evil.

The spider beside
her ate peanuts and cider.
It drowned in cider.

The swan is graceful
cutting a swath of water
as it glides along.

Without a thumb, we
would be helpless and could not
use the telephone.

The clownfish dodges
his predators in the strange
sea anemone.

Ladders bring you up
in the world but underneath
them leads to bad luck.

This is why you take the chocolate eclairs out of the box when you propose
Boy wins rights to tropical island
Beards for style's sake

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