I lost my Chapstick somewhere yesterday. As crazy as it might sound, trumpet players develop a case of sympathetic chapped lips whenever Chapstick is unavailable. I always keep one in my front left pocket between my keyring and my illegal handgun.

Our valiant basketball team lost to "The Churchill Gang" last night, 21 - 71. However, we achieved a striking ratio with time of ball possession versus time it takes to substitute players in and out, which was probably 1 to 5.

Kath is allowed into his kitchen
Kathy is one hot babe
Kath is the bitch from the bush
Kathy is a fun instructor and I look forward to taking more classes from her
Kathy is a graduate of yo
Kathy is the resident mother amongst all my friends
Kathy is a female caribou
- Googlism