Wednesday, January 22, 2003

I lost my Chapstick somewhere yesterday. As crazy as it might sound, trumpet players develop a case of sympathetic chapped lips whenever Chapstick is unavailable. I always keep one in my front left pocket between my keyring and my illegal handgun.

Our valiant basketball team lost to "The Churchill Gang" last night, 21 - 71. However, we achieved a striking ratio with time of ball possession versus time it takes to substitute players in and out, which was probably 1 to 5.

    Kath is allowed into his kitchen
    Kathy is one hot babe
    Kath is the bitch from the bush
    Kathy is a fun instructor and I look forward to taking more classes from her
    Kathy is a graduate of yo
    Kathy is the resident mother amongst all my friends
    Kathy is a female caribou

    - Googlism

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