One week down, sixteen weeks to go. I finally got all the administrative details of my classes under control and did another ten pages of score editing today. It's kind of nice having three solid days without academic responsibilities. Once I've finished defending my thesis, re-editing my string quartet, and creating the persistent online database for Music Fundamentals, I'll undoubtably have plenty of time for worthy pursuits. My first goals will including becoming a Master at chess, go, and Chutes and Ladders, followed by a complete self-study course to get a mail-order degree in biochemistry.
There's also basketball practice tomorrow morning, so hopefully we can iron out the flaws in our wrinkled abilities.
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FREE: Beautiful 6-month old kitten, playful, friendly, very affectionate OR... Handsome 32-year-old husband -- personable, funny, good job, but hates cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Come see both and decide which you'd like. Free! 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3-bed 2-bath home. German Shepherd 85 lbs, Neutered. Speaks German. For Sale: 1-man, 7-woman hot tub, $850. Cows, Calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale. Tickle Me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Mustang, 51, Auto, Excellent Condition $6800 Fully cooked boneless smoked man - $2.09/lb Exercise equipment: Queen-sized mattress & box springs -- $175 Used tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer Hendelbergenheinzel. One only. Turkey for sale: Partially eaten, eight days old, drumsticks still intact. $23 obo Have Viagra. Need woman, any woman between 18 & 80. Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. |
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