From the Holiday Backlog:

12/17/02

Brian,

We are bored. Nous sommes bored. Please make your updates more interesting and leave out any mention of Les Mis. We tried to ignore the first five-day rant that contaminated your domain, but this is too much. Hence, a list of topics we would like to see covered:

• Puppies.
• Etymology of the word 'booyah'.
• Description of funny college mascots (in the style of John Madden)
• Strategies for the game Battleship (you sunk my battleship!)
• More puppies (cute ones).

To be continued...