Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Googlism.com is a site that I've been meaning to feature here for a few months now . If you enter a person's name or some entity, it will return a list of everything the Google search engine knows about that entity. It doesn't always know people, but every so often you get a perfect description, or an inherently funny one. Among its highlights:

    Evan Jones is the proud owner of a big hupmobile.
    Evan Jones is a superb source for older American foods
    Evan Jones is arrested on a warrant for having abandoned his wife and children in England.
    Evan Jones is on a roll.
    Evan Jones is on to something.

    Peter Spencer is no chardonnay.
    Dr. Spencer is involved in an important race to make something that has never been made before

    Basketball is a contact sport and injuries are a possibility

    Mark Connor is lucky to be alive.
    Mark Connor is a highly skilled and versitile guitar player who provides a rich soul and blues feel to his playing.

    Alan Scott is kind of lean and angular.

    Jim Barry is the bloke in charge.

    James Mathes is right.

    Alex is a sexy bitch
    Alex is talking from his arse
    Alex is not macho what do you think

    Robert Kelley is a smart person and I don't think he would be doing anything now with the current charges pending

    Beth Smith is so far ahead of the pack in the 300 hurdles that she'd practically have to fall flat

    Dr. Shaftel is always very helpful in explaining my problems to me

    Chompy is really mad now
    Chompy is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
    Chompy is helping me stay somewhat sane
    Chompy is a pirhana

    Brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is great brian is
    Brian is north central Florida's only honky tonk country showcase
    Brian is a survivor of an airplane crash leaving him alone and desolate in the canadian wilderness

    Music Theory is okay and there's nothing wrong with that
    Music Theory is not music
    Music Theory is often seen as an arcane and somewhat forbidding discipline which stands at a distance from the sweet pleasure and sensuous thrill that is music
    Music Theory is a pain in the backside

    Composing is sh*t
    Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house

    Life is good online
    Life is utterly miserable because of you personally

    Sightsinging is the bane of my existence

Great commercials of our time:
Announcer: "What makes Hardee's 'Made from Scratch' biscuits so special?"
Baker: "The fact that they're made from scratch."

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