Googlism.com is a site that I've been meaning to feature here for a few months now . If you enter a person's name or some entity, it will return a list of everything the Google search engine knows about that entity. It doesn't always know people, but every so often you get a perfect description, or an inherently funny one. Among its highlights:

Evan Jones is the proud owner of a big hupmobile.
Evan Jones is a superb source for older American foods
Evan Jones is arrested on a warrant for having abandoned his wife and children in England.
Evan Jones is on a roll.
Evan Jones is on to something.

Peter Spencer is no chardonnay.
Dr. Spencer is involved in an important race to make something that has never been made before

Basketball is a contact sport and injuries are a possibility

Mark Connor is lucky to be alive.
Mark Connor is a highly skilled and versitile guitar player who provides a rich soul and blues feel to his playing.

Alan Scott is kind of lean and angular.

Jim Barry is the bloke in charge.

James Mathes is right.

Alex is a sexy bitch
Alex is talking from his arse
Alex is not macho what do you think

Robert Kelley is a smart person and I don't think he would be doing anything now with the current charges pending

Beth Smith is so far ahead of the pack in the 300 hurdles that she'd practically have to fall flat

Dr. Shaftel is always very helpful in explaining my problems to me

Chompy is really mad now
Chompy is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
Chompy is helping me stay somewhat sane
Chompy is a pirhana

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Brian is north central Florida's only honky tonk country showcase
Brian is a survivor of an airplane crash leaving him alone and desolate in the canadian wilderness

Music Theory is okay and there's nothing wrong with that
Music Theory is not music
Music Theory is often seen as an arcane and somewhat forbidding discipline which stands at a distance from the sweet pleasure and sensuous thrill that is music
Music Theory is a pain in the backside

Composing is sh*t
Composing is like driving down a foggy road toward a house

Life is good online
Life is utterly miserable because of you personally

Sightsinging is the bane of my existence

Great commercials of our time:
Announcer: "What makes Hardee's 'Made from Scratch' biscuits so special?"
Baker: "The fact that they're made from scratch."