Tag Day: A Perfect World

While on vacation last week, I was tagged by Mike, of Chompy and Mike:

1) In a perfect world, we'd never have to hear another word from Jack Thompson.



2) In a perfect world, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be president and Kim Jong-Il would have never discovered politics.

3) In a perfect world, all fast food would be free.

4) In a perfect world, Nickelback would give free concerts every night and a tribe of hungry cannibals would be their roadies.

5) In a perfect world, the highest paid job would be DVD reviewer and benefits would include the final say on whether or not to cancel a TV show.

6) In a perfect world, I'd be able to loiter in an adult bookstore in Southeast DC with no guilt or fear.

7) In a perfect world, speeding wouldn't be a crime but using your cellphone while driving would have a much harsher sentence (like death).



8) In a perfect world, there wouldn't be hunger because everyone was too busy cloning cattle.

9) In a perfect world, LOST would air a new episode every night.

10) A perfect world would require Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and OJ Simpson to be sent to another planet.

From here, I tag Brianne, Kim, and Sam -- links in the sidebar!