Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Vocabulary Day

learning words the first grader way


Here is Ken.

I never actually knew anyone named Ken, but based on his crippled flamingo physique, I'm guessing that he would have been that friend who came to houses only to find all the lights off and the occupants scarcely daring to breathe in the foyer, hoping he'll go away.


Ken and Beth can swing.

If you don't know how to spell a word, it's completely acceptable to use pictograms -- even the ancient Egyptians did this from time to time. Also, it seems that Ken lost both of his forearms performing the exact same dangerous trick that Beth is attempting right now. Be careful, girl!

Dad's car is leaking oil.

Dad is kind of a fop, and should have known that when he bought a car to match his jump suit, it would have transmission problems. Then again, the heavy smog would have exacerbated the problem either way.

This cake is dry, not moist.

Determining the relative hardness of a cake using only a hammer sounds like a job for Mr. Wizard. My dot-matrix printer seems to have run out of black ink when printing the birthday banner, but thankfully, I seem to be receiving a bag of purple ink cartridges for my birthday.

See other vocabulary pictures in this entry.

Derogatory 'Jeopardy' board launches TSA probe
Students failing because of Twitter, texting
Lost threesome find their way into Lake Huron

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