Stuff in My Drawers Day

A common elementary school assignment is to assign an adjective or noun that best describes you to each letter in your name. I did this one in September 1987 as a fresh-faced fourth grader.

I am definitely a Brother. So far so good.

I am Reliable, and you can tell that because I play golf.

I'm pretty sure that Improsable is not a real word, but it sounds like it means I am unswayed by impressive prose, so I'll keep it.

I am Agreeable, as evinced by my willingness to drive you across a river.

Finally, I am Neat, both in the 80s "cool" way and the traditional "vacuums the house weekly" way. The Spanish moss hanging off the letters foreshadows my eventual two year stint in Tallahassee.