Friday, June 17, 2016

Recipe Day: Slow-Cooker Bean Chili

This bean chili is a hit in the demographic of "people married to me". It's very simple to make and hard to screw up.

Statistics

  • Serves 8 - 10 normal people or 1 giant
  • Prep Time: 10 minutes
  • Cook Time: 8 - 9 hours

Ingredients

  • 1/2 chicken boullion cube
  • 1 envelope chili seasoning mix
  • 5 cups water
  • 1 can each: black beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, sweet kernel corn, tomato sauce, and "diced tomatoes and mild green chiles"
  • 8 oz dried lentils
  • sliced or shredded Smoked Gouda cheese (Provolone is also a good pick)

Steps

  • Mix boullion cube, chili seasoning, and water in slow cooker.
  • Pour black beans, garbanzo beans, kidney beans, and lentils into a colander. Rinse and drain.
  • Mix beans into slow cooker thoroughly. Cook on LOW setting for 8 - 9 hours.
  • As hunger eats away at your sanity, stir corn, tomato sauce, and tomatoes and chili into the slow cooker and cook for another 15 minutes.
  • Serve with a big dollop of cheese in a cute bowl.

Q: Why do the best bean chilis only use 239 beans?
A: Because one more would make it too farty.

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