List Day: 8 Hair Facts
- I cut my own hair using a patented system of two mirrors at right angles, where one is on the front of a medicine cabinet and can be opened into an acute angle to show the back of my head.
- I have given myself 33 haircuts since July 4, 2014, which means I cut my hair every 21 - 24 days on average.
- Assuming barbershop rates and tips, I have saved about $600 by cutting my own hair in that time.
- I do not have any appreciable bed-head until about 14 days after a haircut.
- I cut the hair on the sides at 3/8", and the hair on top at 3/4" or 1" depending on the season. I do not know what the numeric codes of the attachments are so I can't tell myself to "give me a number 3 on the sides".
- I have between 1 and 4 grey hairs, but I can only see 1 of them myself.
- I donate the discarded hair to my toilet, and will continue doing so until such a time that short spiky hair is useful to a donation organization, possibly one for porcupines with cancer.
- There are currently so signs of baldness anywhere on my head.
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