New Year's Resolutions

Happy New Year! To kick off this inchoate year of eternal bliss, here are the things I plan to accomplish this year. I should have slightly better luck with these than the resolutions I've made in the past:

1. Eat a bagel.


2. Publish a new version of DDMSence.


3. Kill a basilisk.


4. Steam clean the carpet so the ghostly clean Oxi-clean memorials to cat vomit aren't discernable.


5. Listen to a hiphop band from Australia.


6. Wrestle a lion.


7. Play a high C on the trumpet (left dormant since the flu took over).


8. Sustain a 10 MPH pace for one minute.


9. Get 1000 wins in Hearthstone.


10. Go on a date with my wife.

What are yours?