How-to Day: Website Design

I took yesterday off, in solidarity with the noble furloughed federal worker (ignoring, for a moment, the fact that I have too much leave saved up and am tired of selling it all back at the end of the year). After an early morning exercise routine of 500 situps, 200 pushups, and 1 squat (toilet-themed), I launched the new edition of the URI! Zone, and then spent the rest of the day updating the website for the Ormond Stone Middle School Band, which has retained me as the webmaster for longer than Rebecca has had me for a husband. Both parties, however, are impressed with my web-scale skills.

While refreshing that site, it occurred to me that website design might be a topic that many readers might be interested in, purely for the sake of the incredible additional income. It also wouldn't hurt my advertising revenue* to become the next eHow, so I've decided to provide a step-by-step guide for website development. Hope it helps!

Step One: Sketch your design out on paper or a napkin
In the conceptual stage, web languages just get in the way.

Step Two: Implement the idea
Write the website and put it on the web!

Simply follow this how-to guide to the letter and you will soon be rolling in web development accolades!

Bonus How-to Guide! Here is how you draw Simba, from The Lion King. No artistic talent required!

*: The only entity I currently promote in my header graphic is the BU Wine Bar in Montreal. I receive $0.00 per year for this endorsement. However, they really should be paying ME money for being born.