List Day: 10 Skills I Leave Off My Resume

• I can turn off light switches with either one of my nostrils.


• I can spread cream cheese across the hole of a bagel, without having it fall through.


• I can complete a Costco shopping trip from door to door in under ten minutes.


• I can spot every Toll Road speed trap while they're still on the horizon.


• I can dial the phone numbers of all of my friends manually from memory.


• I can fast forward through the credit sequences of most popular TV shows without overshooting the actual start of the show.


• I can work in a DOS environment without needing Cygwin or other aides.


• I can order at Red Robin without a menu.


• I can determine the potential tastiness of sushi, just by evaluating the city in its name.


• I can finish an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader in under a month (without removing it from the bathroom).