Thursday, December 09, 2010

Quick List Day: Things That Should Be Banned

  • Songs incorporating police sirens that you might listen to in your car

  • Video games with helpful and/or sassy fairies that follow you around and interrupt you

  • Print ads that try to look like an article

  • All of the bullet and list formatting code in MS Word

  • Mailmen who dump the new mail on your outgoing mail instead of collecting it

  • Inflatable holiday decorations

  • Below freezing temperatures with no snow

  • The Family Circus

  • Laptops with only an hour of battery power

  • Cafeteria-style restaurants with tip jars on every table

  • Vegetables

  • Sarah Palin's social networking access

  • Suspending Albert Haynesworth, because now the Sports section will be boring again

  • Top X lists on websites, spread over X separate pages

  • Bagging bucks from your recliner
    Man changes name to Captain Awesome
    Whipped cream truck crashes outside home

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