Thursday, December 09, 2010
Quick List Day: Things That Should Be Banned
Songs incorporating police sirens that you might listen to in your car
Video games with helpful and/or sassy fairies that follow you around and interrupt you
Print ads that try to look like an article
All of the bullet and list formatting code in MS Word
Mailmen who dump the new mail on your outgoing mail instead of collecting it
Inflatable holiday decorations
Below freezing temperatures with no snow
The Family Circus
Laptops with only an hour of battery power
Cafeteria-style restaurants with tip jars on every table
Vegetables
Sarah Palin's social networking access
Suspending Albert Haynesworth, because now the Sports section will be boring again
Top X lists on websites, spread over X separate pages
Bagging bucks from your recliner
Man changes name to Captain Awesome
Whipped cream truck crashes outside home
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