Apparently someone is finally moving on the security clearance I submitted for a year ago -- my Florida friends are getting approached by watchful FBI investigators.
K (3:52:03): Mike just called me because the guy just called him too (I gave him his number) K (3:52:11): So what new job are you trying to get? Me (3:54:20): no new job Me (3:54:23): just a govt security clearance -- it takes about a year K (3:54:33): so you can do cool things in your current job? Me (3:54:38): yup K (3:54:39): ohhhh, I see K (3:54:43): this guy was kind of shady K (3:54:59): he wanted to meet in person and was asking if we could meet tomorrow and where K (3:55:07): I was like, how do I know you're who you say you are? K (3:55:19): so I told him I'd rather do the interview over the phone K (3:55:45): hard to explain - just the way he was speaking K (3:55:55): but anyway, there literally was nothing bad I could say about you Me (3:55:57): they are supposed to be trained to not display emotion in asking questions K (3:56:04): YES! he definitely did that K (3:56:16): zero emotion, even when I told him funny things K (3:56:55): he wanted to know who you worked for here, professor-wise K (3:57:34): when he asked me if you'd ever done illegal drugs or sold them, I almost started laughing K (3:57:51): he wanted to know if you were friends with any foreign nationals Me (3:57:57): Marta K (3:58:04): and if you belonged to any anti-american organizations Me (3:58:10): SCI at FSU K (3:58:14): and what your general patriotic mood was K (3:58:18): lol K (3:59:31): all kinds of stuff, 12 minutes of stuff Me (3:59:38): they should pay you K (3:59:56): he told me at the end of the interview that this is public record and that you can see it if you request to K (4:00:39): he asked about your financial stability Me (4:00:51): yeah, so no foreign govt can entice me to spy for money K (4:00:54): I told him you never took out loans because you lived off of your FGM summer fortune K (4:01:13): and that you shopped once a week in the early morning at Walmart to avoid the crowds K (4:02:25): it's hard to lie about you because there's nothing to lie about K (4:02:49): Mike and I were just saying that there's no person we can think of on this earth who we would trust more with govt security clearance than you Me (4:03:17): I actually post govt secrets daily, encoded on my website K (4:03:28): oooooooooh Me (4:03:37): if you enlarge the periods, it's a really tiny font with words in it K (4:03:45): Mike's next question was "how are we going to get Brian to tell us all the govt secrets?" |
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