I'm teaching myself how to play jazz piano in my spare time, using the book by Mark Levine. I know all the theory already -- it's just a matter of voicings, technique, and doing things on the fly. I gave up on the guitar because the fingerings exacerbated my already noticeable wrist problems.

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