Thursday, December 11, 2014

2014 Un-favorites: Top 10 Personal Injuries

  • February: Second-degree burns on my hand from wiping crumbs off a hot stove

  • Also February: Two-day food poisoning from either a Safeway Mediterranean Pizza or a Wegmann's Pork Roast.

  • March: The first and only migraine headache of 2014

  • April: Extended duration cold simultaneously occurring with a horribly bit lip

  • June: Shooting off the back of a treadmill at 9 miles per hour

  • July: Somehow pulling my left lung muscle, preventing any coughing for two weeks

  • August: Bitten by a spider right between the toes

  • Beach Week: Face scrapes from pool horseplay

  • Also Beach Week: Divot in thumb from trying to pick up an oil-coated blender

  • Late September: Smashed left ankle while rearranging the massive office desk

Stay safe out there, boys and girls.

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