Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Weird Search Day

or "How I Stumbled Upon the URI! Zone"

  • hadoop for laymen
    After searches for ear training cheats and reviews of my office chair, "hadoop for laymen" has become the third highest search term because of my class summary for a Hadoop training course. The only anomaly in this situation is that 100% of the searches originate from India. Therefore, I presume that an entire generation of Indian programmers is learning about Hadoop solely through my four paragraphs of impeccable pedagogy.

  • catchy caption for french fried chicken

    This ad campaign from Popeyes might be considered to be minimally clever, except for the fact that they (rightly) presume that Americans aren't going to understand French pronunciation. So below this sign in the restaurant they make sure to spell out the joke in the description: Get up and geaux ("go") with our healthy leaux ("low") calorie chicken!

  • sentence fragments. I bought a calendar watch. Which is running fast. Last week I had sixteen days.
    This sounds like a Steven Wright joke translated through Google Translate and read off a teleprompter by William Shatner.

  • what type of anitations go on during hell week in a frat at URI?
    No need to worry about them, since you obviously won't get past the spelling bee portion of the pledge process.

  • hotties at URI

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