Random Chart Day: Buying a Space Heater

• Important Requirements
  
  
  1. Hot: Has sufficient heat output to quickly heat up a room. Hot enough that you can't hold your hand against it, but not so hot that your shoes will melt next to it.
  
  
  2. Quiet: Just loud enough so that you don't forget it's on and burn down the house when you leave the room. Does not sound like you are perpetually next to Niagara Falls.
  
  
  3. Well-Engineered: Will not break down after two months. Does not require you to push eighteen buttons for the single setting of heat that you prefer.
  
  
• Chance of Finding One That Satisfies:
  1. Just 1 Requirement: 100%
  
  
  2. 2 out of 3 Requirements: 10%
  
  
  3. All 3 Requirements: 0%