Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Weird Search Day

or "How I Stumbled Upon the URI! Zone"

Currently, the ratio of searches for ear training cheats to legitimately insane searches is about 12 to 1.

  • chef boyardee rapist
    It is unclear from this search whether this misanthrope was given the name because he did unspeakable things to canned lunches or because he left a can behind at all of his crime scenes. Alternately, he could bear more than a passing resemblance to the iconic logo, although that giant chef's hat would definitely increase wind resistance during his fleeing activities.

  • mnemonic wiseowl shotgun presentation

    This mnemonic device is often used in elementary school gun demonstrations to emphasize the fact that you should never point a loaded gun at someone's face.


  • is chip mcneill gay
    I can't authoritatively answer this question, and I don't think it matters. However, I will admit that his solos get a little gay after the 15 minute mark. Not every jazz solo needs to be the bebop version of Flight of the Bumblebee.

  • bird poops in cindi lauper's mouth
    I'm sure that that was a Night To Remember.

  • real information coolmint icebreaker used in a crime scene
    Power tip: apparently, you can modify your Google search to cut through all of the BS by prefixing "real information" onto your search query. In this case, we would discover that the Chef Boyardee Rapist avoided detection for so long because his breath never smelled like Beefaroni.

  • pepperjack shiraz bolton
    This sounds delicious, but I also kind of hope that it's the name of Michael Bolton's daughter.

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