Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Weird Search Day

or "How I Stumbled Upon the URI! Zone"

Can you believe that it's been over half a year since the last time I posted the strange Google searches that arrive at my website?

  • is camping possible in the jiffy lube live parking lot
    At the venue formerly (and less embarrassingly) known as Nissan Pavilion, camping is about all you can do, since the design of this site and its surrounding roads are the urban planning equivalent of driving spermicide.

    It can take hours to clear the lot after a concert, since the site's only two points of egress vomit cars onto the same two-lane country road, with no direct access to the highway. Motions to rename the neighbouring Balls Ford Road as "Balls Deep In Tail Lights Road" are currently wending their way through the local courts.

  • fox news using the term refugee during hurricane katrina inappropriately
    Recent investigations into this allegation have triggered clarifications from FOX News brass, who said that the term "refugee" was not elegantly stated, and actually referred to the upcoming European reunion tour of the Fugees (November 2005), who had not appeared together since 1997.

  • remote control shock testicles s&m

  • suppose the equilibrium price in the desk lamp market is $50. how many table lamps should edward purchase
    There are so many qualifiers missing from this question, rendering it impossible to answer correctly. Is a table lamp the same as a desk lamp? Since when has there been a market for desk lamps? How much money does Edward have? Is Edward a reseller or a connoisseur of fabulous lamps? How big is Edward's table? Is the lamp unfairly hyped and nearing a bubble burst or are there extra features on the lamp that warrant $50?

  • pat sajak shower
    Pat Sajak is currently registered at Amazon.com. Currently, there is only one item left for you to buy.

  • optical illusion +brests

    It's a giant rooster head looking east! It's a tyrannosaurus rex turning west! It's both! It's BREST!

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