We watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico last night, a tired retread of ground already covered in El Mariachi and Desperado. The only notable parts of the movie were Enrico Iglesias trying to be a badass and Johnny Depp reprising the role he had in Pirates of the Caribbean, but as a CIA agent.

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