Wednesday, February 12, 2003

I've discovered that I have an innate talent to draw out sales (much like my other talent of drawing out speed trap cops who like to zoom out behind me for a half mile before pulling a fake-out and turning off again). Everytime I buy a fairly expensive console system or piece of hardware, the company will enact a permanent discount or offer rebates on future purchases. Had I waited until now to pick up that GameCube, I could have saved about $60 on what I bought. Back in yesteryear, I bought a new N64 for $100 right before they permanently discounted it to $60.

If you have any use for this talent, please contact me so I can send you my curriculum vitae.

The basketballers lost to Solid Waste Express last night, 94 - 29. They were a lot of fun to play with though, and didn't take the game too seriously.

Congressman King vies for Diplomatic Position
A bunch of movies I've never seen nominated for Oscars

"Hotness is pretty much physical. You're not gonna talk to some girl that's ugly. I don't usually date girls long enough to know their personalities anyway." - Ryan, contestant of ABC's new reality show, "Are You Hot?".

"Have you guys played Maxx Attack yet? Did they run around the court like this? [pantomimes classic crybaby sign] That dude [points to guy in earshot] has gotta be the cryingest motherf_cker ever." - Solid Waste Express team member on #5 Maxx and his team, Maxx Attack (paraphrased)

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