Monday, November 07, 2022
Vote BU 2022
If elected, I promise to enact the following changes in our society and daily way of life.
- All dishwasher soap must come with its own built-in Rinse Agent.
- LinkedIn users will be banned if they put a double line break between every single sentence in their post.
- Alexa will no longer be able to tell you about all of the amazing additional skills she can do.
- High efficiency washing machines will actually show the correct time remaining instead of staying at the 1 minute mark for 20 extra minutes.
- Restaurants will no longer be allowed to call their tiniest orange juice "regular-sized".
- All bagging area errors in self-checkout lines will be eliminated.
- Firefox will update when you're all done and you close it, instead of when you actually need to open it.
- Only 5% of the pieces in Lego kits can be unique -- all the rest must be standard blocks that can be reused in other creative contexts.
- There will be no more covers or mashups of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".
- Trying to select the last line in a Word table cell will no longer select the entire table.
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