Vote BU 2022

If elected, I promise to enact the following changes in our society and daily way of life.

1. All dishwasher soap must come with its own built-in Rinse Agent.


2. LinkedIn users will be banned if they put a double line break between every single sentence in their post.


3. Alexa will no longer be able to tell you about all of the amazing additional skills she can do.


4. High efficiency washing machines will actually show the correct time remaining instead of staying at the 1 minute mark for 20 extra minutes.


5. Restaurants will no longer be allowed to call their tiniest orange juice "regular-sized".


6. All bagging area errors in self-checkout lines will be eliminated.


7. Firefox will update when you're all done and you close it, instead of when you actually need to open it.


8. Only 5% of the pieces in Lego kits can be unique -- all the rest must be standard blocks that can be reused in other creative contexts.


9. There will be no more covers or mashups of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow".


10. Trying to select the last line in a Word table cell will no longer select the entire table.