List Day: 8 Minor Things I'm Thankful For

1. I have never had a food allergy so intrusive that it forces me to question the meals put before me.


2. I live in a neighborhood with an HOA that can't be bothered to interfere in anything.


3. I have never worked in a job with fixed start and end times.


4. I have a backlog of new shows to get through.


5. I have never needed to be in a hospital, except to visit other people.


6. The most negative thing that happens to me on a regular basis is when I open a yogurt and the pressure from the lid spatters yogurt on my dress shirt at work.


7. I have never lived in a place where I had to move my car in order to have guests park.


8. I have never been so poor that I had to buy paper towels that always rip off like this: