New Cert Day

Now that I've acquired the six main path AWS certifications, I'm on the lookout for new certifications that I can pass without much studying effort. If you know of any certification exams that match these skills from my current skillset, please let me know:

1. Once drove home from Fredericksburg to Sterling in 71 minutes by way of I-95 N.


2. Earned an epic PvP mount as a level 59 priest in World of Warcraft in 2006.


3. Can still play the entire Marching Virginians 1st Trumpet playbook (circa 2000) from memory.


4. Can consistently park in the same spot in front of the house (with a margin of error of about 2 inches) by triangulating tree trunks, in order to leave room for the mailman, the trashcans, and a 2nd guest parking spot.


5. Killed two Widowmakers in less than 3 seconds with Mei icicle headshots in Overwatch in 2016.


6. Can recite from memory the General MIDI patch numbers for all orchestral instruments (59 is the Tuba).


7. Once attained 100.0% code coverage on a non-trivial Java project.


8. Have read The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin over 20 times.


9. Can devise an accurate "lovechild" profile of any actor or actress based on their looks (Jason Sudeikis is the lovechild of John Krasinski and Ed Helms).


10. Can ruin birthday surprises by accurately guessing what the present is without even touching the wrapped gift.