Cat Jokes

I was trolling through old URI! Zone posts in search of material to write a Time-lapsed Blogography Day update and stumbled across this excerpt from a Weird Search Day 8 years ago.

Google Search term: really bad "your cat's so fat" jokes

1. Your cat's so fat, she has eleven lives.
2. Your cat's so fat, she sinks in the litter box when she pees.
3. Your cat's so fat, she rolled over a lab puppy and turned it into a pug.
4. Your cat's so fat, she lands on her yards instead of her feet.
5. Your cat's so fat, she says, "WEow".
6. Your cat's so fat, Virginia Tech put a glass window in her belly.
7. Your cat's so fat, she poops smaller cats.
8. Your cat's so fat, she sank the Eukanuba.
9. Your cat's so fat, she's in the bourgeoisie.
10. Your cat's so fat, she falls on the wall.