Wednesday, March 05, 2003

The chicken nuggets pictured before you are easily the most repulsive chicken nuggets on the face of the planet. They look nothing like the cover art, and although the first bite sets up positive comparisons to the texture of McDonald's nuggets, it all goes downhill from there. The remaining bites will lead you to believe that some evil scientist used his atom ray to liquefy the insides of a chicken and then squeezed it wholesale into vaguely breaded pockets like some macabre icing applicator. The aftertaste is even better -- if I had to give it a fragrance name for enterprising perfume makers, I would be torn between "homeless man's crotch" and "mucous of doom".

Today is the first day of my Spring Break even though the real one starts this weekend. -- I have no teaching responsiblities until Tuesday, March 18, so my glamorous and dangerous profession of "coding" (thanks Kathy) will be my main focus for a couple weeks. Maybe I'll take a few trips out to St. Mark's or the beaches too (if it ever stops raining). I'd drive somewhere more interesting and far away if gas weren't so damned expensive.

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