The new proposed Iraqi flag could easily be the corporate logo of a failed dot com in the nineties. It just doesn't have an authoritative enough design to represent a country. Even the flag from the Republic of Booty has more oomph than it does.

The president of the Japanese end of McDonald's died yesterday of heart failure, just days after the American president went down from a heart attack. I smell a Burger King conspiracy with fries.

Yesterday's notable search terms:

i was at the urizone and threw up, cattlebruiser