Thursday, February 19, 2004

I'm quickly reaching a backlog of interesting news posts, so I thought I'd take today to catch it all up. This also allows me to post a bare minimum of witty original material, since I can rely on stupid people in the news for my updating fodder.

Yesterday's notable search terms:

    hounds on an island, rachmaninoff "sounds like", nuclear launch detected, jennifer ada holland, what is the meaning of "the best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up", chart of flat flat and sharp sharp scales

From the stupid people department:

Oven reaches breaking point; opens fire on couple
Damage control is not a resumé requirement for coaches
High school teacher sold guns in his drive-thru beer shack
Pepsi's iTunes Giveaway has one minor flaw
Vick charged for being dimmer than his brother
Hard heads a key to survival

From the crime and law department:

Teen finds his picture on missing children's Web site
RIAA sued under gang laws
Hawaiians could eat with their dogs
Maximum Exposure means just that

From the Interestyng Spyke department :

Alpacas to the rescue
Space station falling apart. $12 billion needed soon.
Music students learn the art of the scratch
Patient doesn't trust banks or digestable currency
How to sabotage your opponents' tan lines
The audience cheered loudly whenever she pronounced a particularly daunting technical term properly.

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