The homepage of Brian Uri!, featuring daily updates and more... 2010-03-10T03:59:43Z Brian Uri! http://www.urizone.net/ &copy; 1996 - 2010 by Brian Uri! http://www.urizone.net/favicon.ico http://www.urizone.net/images/AtomLogo.jpg http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100310 2010-03-10T10:00:00Z 2010-03-10T10:00:00Z <ol> <li><img src='/News/images/1003/10-01.jpg' class='border' title='Beach' width='300' height='225' align='right' />Wandering along Playa Lucia, and watching a dirty, old, pervert surreptitiously repositioning his car so he could watch the white chick in the swimsuit.</li><br /> <li>Driving past signs for a Ferreteria and learning, with some dismay, that it is a hardware store, and not a place where you can have ferret for lunch.</li><br /> <li>Driving back to our hotel near Yabucoa after dark on Highway 3, a G-string width road that wends around a mountain wherever there happened to be space to lay some pavement, and swerving around a grimy, staggering man stumbling up the road against the flow of traffic.</li><br /> <li>Seeing kids riding a horse bareback along the beach.</li><br /> <li><img src='/News/images/1003/10-02.jpg' class='border' title='Cats' width='300' height='252' align='right' />Seeing a million cats at one of the forts in Old San Juan, only to discover the "neuter and release" shelter situated at the foot of the fort.</li><br /> <li>Getting lost in a town called Florida on the south side of El Yunque, and wishing that the roads had names.</li><br /> <li>Hiking down the landslide-prone road in El Yunque and watching a jail work detail take meticulous care of a half-mile stretch of road that's closed to the public.</li><br /> <li>Going on a kayak ride in Fajardo to see a bay full of glowing crap and having a shrimp jump in my pants.</li></ol> <p>What did you do while I was gone?</p> <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-shark7-2010mar07,0,5015116.story" target="_new"><img src="/images/Dot.jpg" title="*" border="0"></a> <i>Leviathans may battle in the remote depths</i><br> <a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/2010/02/22/965044/break-dancer-charged-with-ruining.html" target="_new"><img src="/images/Dot.jpg" title="*" border="0"></a> <i>Break dancer charged with ruining hardwood floors</i><br> <a href="http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1969602,00.html?hpt=C2" target="_new"><img src="/images/Dot.jpg" title="*" border="0"></a> <i> The Rise and Fall of a Female Captain Bligh </i><br> <p><b>Today's Birthdays</b></p><ul><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=639323216" target="zoneBirthday">Craig Zamer</a></li><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=6230452" target="zoneBirthday">Josh Wirt</a></li><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1177083300" target="zoneBirthday">Devin Faragasso</a></li></ul> http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100309 2010-03-09T10:00:00Z 2010-03-09T10:00:00Z <center><img src='/News/images/1003/09-01.jpg' class='border' title='Fefos' width='500' height='375'/><br />Mojitos are delicious.</center><p><b>Today's Birthdays</b></p><ul><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=579350772" target="zoneBirthday">Mark Connor</a></li><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1515537892" target="zoneBirthday">Larry Newdorf</a></li></ul> http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100308 2010-03-08T10:00:00Z 2010-03-08T10:00:00Z <center><img src='/News/images/1003/08-01.jpg' class='border' title='Wet Floor' width='500' height='375'/><br />Translation: <i>If you plan on falling, please do so with </i>pizazz!</center> http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100305 2010-03-05T10:00:00Z 2010-03-05T10:00:00Z <center><img src='/News/images/1003/05-01.jpg' class='border' title='Hat' width='500' height='375'/><br />I has a hat.</center> http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100304 2010-03-04T10:00:00Z 2010-03-04T10:00:00Z <center><img src='/News/images/1003/04-01.jpg' class='border' title='El Yunque' width='500' height='375'/><br />The view from our balcony at the Casa Cubuy Eco Lodge, in El Yunque National Rainforest</center> http://www.urizone.net/news.uri?date=1003#100303 2010-03-03T10:00:00Z 2010-03-03T10:00:00Z <center><img src='/News/images/1003/03-01.jpg' class='border' title='Playa Lucia' width='500' height='375'/><br />Playa Lucia, on the southeastern coast of Puerto Rico</center> <p><b>Today's Birthdays</b></p><ul><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=711295192" target="zoneBirthday">Tony Collelo</a></li><li><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1320494010" target="zoneBirthday">David Miller</a></li></ul>