List Day: 10 Unlikely Perils that Childrens' TV Prepared Me For

• Quicksand


• Fake roads painted on walls


• All of the animals escaping from the farm


• Erupting volcanoes


• Trains approaching while I'm in the middle of a bridge


• Trains derailing because the track switch is toggled to the wrong side


• Convicts trying to steal my vault of gold


• Friends pressuring me into smoking cigarettes


• Trapped in a cage with the key just out of reach


• Drugs everywhere