Answers Day, Part II of II

the sequel to the sequel to Questions Day

I was out late having a delightful dinner with the Wilmer family, which is why this post is so late today.

If you were going to open up a restaurant what kind would it be? What would you serve? - Evil Mike

Less important that the specific type of cuisine would be the ways my restaurant is less annoying than other restaurants:

• The menu is a single page, front-and-back, with drink prices listed.
• Only the long, skinny French Fries are served.
• There is a choice of side dishes, but no substitutions.
• There are no vegetarian, gluten-free, or healthy choice options. My restaurant owns the fact that the food is fatty and delicious.
• The restaurant is always on the warmer side.
• Most of the partitions are sound-deadening, so you can actually hear a conversation.

Beyond that, I don't know. Burgers will probably be involved.

what question would you like to be asked, but never have been? - Doobie

Having a blog means that I never have to worry about this. If there is a question that no one is asking, I'll answer it anyways and silkscreen my answer upon the fabric of the world's consciousness through the magic of the Internet.

Anything in life you regret and wish you could re-do? - Evil Mike

All of the major stuff shapes who you are, blah blah blah. Off the top of my head, there are only minor things to be changed:

• I wouldn't have driven 85 miles per hour on 66 on the way home from college that one night.
• I wouldn't have walked outside barefoot on those evenings when there were CHIGGERS EVERYWHERE.
• I wouldn't have purchased Ultima IX or Super Paper Mario.
• I wouldn't have eaten that leftover pork and / or Mediterranean pizza the day before I got food poisoning.
• I wouldn't have dragged my safe to another room in a way that allowed the moisture prevention agent to spill all over my important house paperwork.
• I wouldn't have left the basement open during that year when Booty started having pee problems.

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