The Civil War Gets Me Hot
Welcome Wine Tasting Reception: Join local alumni at the Inn at Virginia Tech as you taste a variety of wonderful wines, delight in sumptuous hors d'oeuvres and enjoy live music with that special someone inside the warm and cozy Inn at Virginia Tech.
Dessert ReceptionSo far so good... Wine and inns are romantic.
The Virginia Tech Alumni Association is hosting a weekend for Hokie Sweethearts. Make plans for a Valentine's getaway weekend with your special someone.
Friday, February 16
Arrive at the Inn at Virginia Tech to a romantic welcome gift in your room!
Couples Massages throughout the day by appointment only
Tour of West Side Expansion and Private Boxes - Lane StadiumLet your loved one know how much you care by making them walk up eight thousand stairs to get struck by lightning!
Saturday, February 17
Enjoy a special Morning Delivery to your Room!
I hope you at least get to use the private boxes for... stuff.Sign-up for "Chef Joseph Live" $25 per person, 3-course lunch: Executive Chef for Preston's restaurant at the Inn at Virginia Tech
Romance and the Civil War - 2:00 p.m (James I. Robertson, Jr., Alumni Distinguished Professor of History): Great grandson of a Confederate soldier, Dr. Robertson has had a lifelong interest in the Civil War. Today, his Civil War Era class, with approximately 250 students each semester, is the largest of its kind in the nation.PLEASE BE SURE TO BRING AN ECONOMY-SIZED BOX OF PROPHYLACTICS, SHOULD THE OVERPOWERING APHRODESIAC THAT IS THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES CONSUME YOUR SOUL IN PASSIONATE LUST WITH NO OUTLET IN SIGHT EXCEPT FOR THE THROES OF LECTURE HALL FORNICATION.Chocolate Tasting
Reception / Dinner
DJ and DancingFeaturing the new mashup of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again" and "Snoop Dog's Doggystyle".
Virginia blue laws say that the cow can't work on Sunday mornings.
Sunday, February 18On Your Own
TWO IN ONE WEEKEND! IS YOUR LIBIDO STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS ORGIASTIC EXPLOSION OF SEXY CIVIL STORYTELLING? CARESS YOUR LOVER IN A DARKENED AUDITORIUM TO THE MELLOW SOUNDS OF BAYONET FIRE. MOVE OVER AL GREEN!
Come a day early and see the Women's basketball team take on the University of Virginia on Thursday night.
Making a long weekend out for the President's Day holiday? Think about attending "Music and Memories of the Civil War: A Living Legacy" at 4:00 p.m. on Sunday, February 18 in Burruss Hall.
So who's signing up?
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