Total Comments: 33 First Post On: 04/13/2003 02:34 AM Last Post On: 02/27/2013 01:48 PM #1) Saturday, April 12, 2003
I can't open the f*cking photos! I am pissed about that.
#3) Friday, April 07, 2006
hey man....I'm the GA for trumpet at the University of Arkansas. I'll bring you a hog when I see you next week. Sperm-whale on holiday eh? You still got it. Do you know that Doobie is coming? He expects you to take minutes
#8) Monday, May 08, 2006
who is this rachel character? I think she sweats your jock
#9) Thursday, May 25, 2006
Brain (brian isn't is funny when you switch one of your letters?), are you doing high-school chicks again? God I hope so
#10) Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Maureen fish??..wasnt that that really hot chick with a nice rack, who got married to a guy that doesn't even know what a chili dog is?
#12) Thursday, June 08, 2006
the picture that comes up when your mom posts messages scares me....what is that?
#13) Wednesday, December 06, 2006
how do you come up with stuff every day? I set my coffee pot the night before. Waking up and turning it on is enough for me. OF course, that is why you make lots of money, and I am a rodeo clown.
#14) Wednesday, December 06, 2006
you are so right...I was on the waiting list for like two months...good thing I had experience at Globo Gym....I never would have passed the nutritional-guide, power-drink enhancement exam
#15) Thursday, December 07, 2006
Robertson's class was awesome..only class where 1)professor leaves, because he is too emotional to continue (lecture on Abraham Lincoln) 2) Students vomits in middle of lecture on Civil war medicine 3) Applause after Lecture battle of Antietam.
What's up Doobie?...tried to call you...I heard Thompson died, and they had a big concert in LA.
#19) Wednesday, January 10, 2007
brian I think you have gone off the deep end...trying to come up with new stuff every day has finally put a toll on your depleted brain.
The next few years should be interesting...what will you be pondering in 2010? The added benefits of diluting crystal-meth with crushed legos?
By the way, I'm pretty sure I dubbed you "urinator" within a few weeks of meeting you.
#20) Friday, January 19, 2007
Even for 7th grade, that score is retarded. I could get 980 in 5 seconds.
#22) Monday, January 29, 2007
March: Your life takes a strange turn and appears to become a sitcom, when a "friend" from the past moves in and causes all sorts of funny adventures.
#25) Wednesday, March 14, 2007
doobie, can I get 10% of the winnings for "shac's lamentable". That song has destroyed my life....a pittance would be a kindly gesture.
#26) Tuesday, April 17, 2007
good writing brian...I remember when September 11th happened and I was sitting by A.J. I kind of felt guilty that I was living in a place so safe...
"The concert should be good because these clowns have been evading adulthood in various music schools across the country since leaving Tech, to the point where most of the degrees listed on their CVs are not made up. Come listen if you're in the Manassas area, because honestly, what else is there to do in the Manassas area?"
genius!
#30) Friday, October 02, 2009
Hey Brian,
Haven't checked "the zone" in a while but after seeing some auspicious lines on your facebook page I guess its official...congratulations mate!
#33) Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Awesome man- sorry I drunkenly unfriended you on Facebook. Didn't mean to, unless you don't "like" Sadly Lacking Radio. In that case, I did.