Recipe for World Pees

1 man each, of the following heritages:
	Mexican
	Aleutian
	Nordic
	Tanzanian
	Eastern European
	Indian
	Aborigine
	Chinese
40 gallons (151.4 litres) sweetened ice tea*
1 large oil drum

* We recommend Lipton's Brisk Ice Tea

Divide ice tea into equal portions and allow men to imbibe.
Use oil drum to collect pee and heat over open fire until
appropriate consistency is reached. Add a pinch of salt if
there is danger of boiling over.

Note: If no Chinese men are available, a Pacific Islander may be
substituted. Depending on politics, an Eastern European man may be
unavailable. In this case, serve 3 sticks of diced asparagus to the
Nordic man.

Serves 80.