Tuesday, February 05, 2013

List Day: 5 Random Confessions

  • I have an irrational fear of getting towed and will never risk parking in a dubious towing location. I have never actually been towed.

  • I was initially underwhelmed at the poetry reading during the Inauguration ceremonies. Then, I realized that he hadn't actually started yet and that his introductory paragraph was poem-length. I was still underwhelmed after the real poem.

  • Browsing through a bookstore is a 100% guaranteed method for making me need a #2 bathroom break. I don't know what I'll do when Barnes and Noble goes out of business.

  • To this day, I don't know, or care enough to know, how an Employee Stock Ownership Plan works. I was in one for ten years, and then they shut it down when the company was purchased, so I no longer need to know. That's called knowledge efficiency, not laziness!

  • When I read the newspaper, I always skip stories about theatre arts, any country in the Middle East we haven't recently invaded, Putin, baseball, or Maryland.

What would you like to confess?

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